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Traves (birthday rapidly approaching mode)
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An edited screenshot of a clickhole video. The masc MC of digimon story time stranger sits in an office eating hamburgers. He is wearing a white and blue shirt with a shitty png of a burger on it. In the background are the fem MC of digimon story time stranger as well as Matt and Tai from digimon adventure. Below, text reads: Devastating: This Guy Realizes He’s The ‘Hamburger Dipshit’ Tjat His Coworkers Are Talking About
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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In honor of the frankingstein day, I have entered cowboy mode
Me, traves of all people, wearing a cowboy hat, a plaid shirt, and a black bandanna. Me, traves of all people, wearing a cowboy hat, plaid shirt, black bandanna, and faded jeans. No cowboy boots because I couldn’t justify spending more money on this than I already did
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Hm
Photo of a digital shopping list. Below the heading “Meat & Seafood” is the item “Dutch Caramel Apple Pie Quarter”
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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His fine underwhater because its seal
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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what the fuck are you talking about. it's not even the frankingstein month, how can it be frankingstein day
Windows 11 search prompt: Search - Frankenstein Day
August 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Photo of a white cup with “Traves” poorly scrawled on it in teal
August 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Super Mario world screenshot. A text box reads “hey man”
August 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Please enjoy this flyer stapled to a pole along my walk to work
A flyer reads “HAVE YOU HEARD THIS FROG?” with lots of ears and question marks and arrows pointing to the frog. It goes on to talk about some playlist available on Spotify and YouTube. Idk I haven’t listened to it. You probably shouldn’t scan random QR codes. I guess you could follow the linktree tho, but I’m not endorsing that I just found the flyer amusing.
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Speak up, Orange boy
June 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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what the fuck. this thing just called me a dracula.
Screenshot of this "your super power" quiz result. There is an image of the most dracula looking son of a bitch i've seen all day. "Your super power is.... SUPER VILLAIN 'Obey me...' the commander conquer the earth I will get what I want do not stand in my way vengeful Personality Traits: Confidence is key. Charismatic. Leader. Ruthless. Strategic. Motivated. "live your life for yourself, not other people." always up for a challenge. independent. your team: shapeshifter, dream walker. youre enemies: animal whisperer, power memory.
June 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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murderer
Swalot from Pokémon. It is a purple blob with black diamond patterns around its midsection and little yellow whisker mustache. It has little beady eyes and a kissy face resembling the letter 3
June 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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I’ve reached my breaking point (Silhouette of a person pointing a gun at Sluggo Arc’s head) this ends here motherfucker
June 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Started a soul link randomizer nuzlocke with @johnwalrus.bsky.social today, here is my half of the party just before the second gym. P.B. was my starter lmao
screenshot of my pokemon heartgold party, ft P.B. (short for Peanutbutter) the Salamence Chips the Pichu Surf the Meditite Pride the Vulpix Crying the Dustox Hashbrown the Lanturn
June 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Despite FedEx’s best efforts, I have obtained my very expensive night light
Photo of a computer tower, glowing with all the fancy gamer juice
June 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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owned
WIPES FOR DRIVERS butts
May 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Anyway, Red Traves is back and more powerful than ever before
Red Traves Red Traves Red Traves
May 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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We are so fucking back
Photo of the screen of my work scanner showing three products. The first is ReadyMeals Meatloaf with green beans and mashed potatoes, the second is REachdymEachls shredded brisket with loaded mac n cheese, and the third is Ready Meals lemon thyme grilled salmon with roasted potatoes.
May 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Like this
Photo of a fat ornch cat sitting on the back of a grey couch near a window. My hand rests on his back, extended as if to offer a handshake. he looks at it - showing that he understands that we are hanging out
May 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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thinking about this again
Screenshot of a tweet by @queeraye reading “For my American followers: this is like if hamburger died”
May 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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They got it right, I’m the GOAT
Poorly cropped image of a mountain goat with yellow text reading “YOU ARE A MOUNTAIN GOAT”
March 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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makes sense
A red Chao labeled “Angry”
March 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Behold
Cute cow plush sticking out of my backpack
March 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Got a new phone today, just want to show u all the jank ass broke screen I’ve been using for the last like 6 years lmao
Photo of my old jank ass broke ass phone screen. The screen is cracked and there are a fuckload of dead pixels
March 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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He’s not even cleaning himself. He’s just sitting Like That.
Cheese Boy, a fat ornch cat, sits on a pink jacket with one of his hind legs raised. He has a pleasing look in his eyes. Cheese Boy, a fat ornch cat, sits on a pink jacket with one of his hind legs raised. He stares away off camera. He is looking at a couch.
March 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM