😮

Not AT ALL. WTF did he do?

Bravo.

If somebody claims a woman anywhere has sexier legs, I will fight them as Gimli would in defense of Galadriel.

West coast is a god damn party!

Goulashed me with this joke.

"Well, I mean, it IS my dating life."

-100% there are dudes dating LLMs.

There are people living a life, imagining living out relationships with sup'ed up versions of a Magic 8 Ball, or fortune cookie.

I may be weird...but I am decidedly not trying talk up and fuck my gpu...

OK, so not a tree in sight, but they DO have the best bush on the planet. I might like Kansas.

"Cute"

Gtfoh 😂😂😂

Kansas' runner-up for state motto was more accurate than whatever they did choose:

"Kansas. Where even the trees are like 'Nah, fuck this place.' If you live here, welcome home. If you are just visiting, well that was nice. You've seen it. Come again if given no choice!"

I appreciate that you are spotting me these free weeks of living as guaranteed.

I prefer not to live that way. 😂

Actually, I genuinely hope I cannot.

For this is how I wish to leave this earth. Come and take me away.

We can debate the issue and never know, or we can determine this empirically. You look smart enough to know that the scientific method is the gold standard for chipping away at the unknown.

Im buying puts on Paramount and watching Trump's meddling failures turn me into a billionaire.

This affordable cottage is in Wyoming. Nowhere to where those new shoes but to the outhouse (you only specified heat, not plumbing or electrical).