What if there was a cursed version, that let's say would do chaotic good things? "Each time this axe is swung, 1g is magically transported from your person to the nearest starving orphan." Just off the top of my head.

I mean, it's this or Threads rn, maaaaaybe Hive. Something makes me feel like X might be doomed for reasons outside the block controversy.

Some absolute bull. :/ I'm sorry!