What happened this weekend calorically can never happen again until next weekend.

Imagine a world where you never learned or tried anything new, you just kept pushing the button for another pellet like a rat.

We love comedy, don’t we folks?

I need to see The Brutalist so bad, dawg.

I bet Josh Allen is feeling really good about himself today.

i know the actual ad campaign goes back to at least 2008 but it still feels like "whats the matter lager boy, afraid you might taste something?" is the opening salvo of the backlash to the backlash against craft IPAs

Surprise Kendrick album has rendered all hope of a productive afternoon futile.

Jameis Winston, God’s favorite football boy

I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out

The federal government in 1912:

Oh god, it gets worse!

I think we should be able to call posts on here “tweets.”

All dogs are boys and they smoke blunts. All cats are girls and they smoke cigs. This is the natural order of things.

Nothing but bangers.

The most liberating idea about Bluesky so far—one that I haven’t yet taken advantage of—is the ability to talk about the dumb, shitty takes I see some of my IRL friends make on Twitter without the risk of them knowing I’m talking about how dumb and shitty their takes are.

It has been brought to my attention that my previous profile picture of Yelling Daniel Plainview looked a little too much like Hitler from far away.

Now wait just one second. You’re telling me that this place has posts listed chronologically? With no ads or “recommended” clutter? You’re telling me that such a thing still exists?