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Trauma Llama 🦙
@traumasoapboxes.bsky.social
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(She/Her) Clinical Nurse Specialist
Highly opinionated
Abortion is healthcare
BP≠Perfusion ✨ RR is 👑
Tweets =my opinions not med advice 🏒🥃
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Eating “medium” Pad Thai the color of Hot Cheetos before lifting because my body is a temple (a beautiful structure that should be preserved)
A gray plate of bright orange noodles. Truly bright orange.
November 24, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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If this doesn’t win an Academy Award I riot this is actual art
The Netflix advertisement for Hot Frosty. The main characters stand together in the center holding hands, smiling at the camera. Dustin Milligan is on the right in a sleeveless work suit, wearing a red scarf. Lacey Chambert is on the right in a green dress.
November 24, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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A Barbie doll, looking positively aghast and affronted at the bullshit it is witnessing
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Drinks that double as a charcuterie board 🤌🏻
3 Bloody Mary’s on a wooden tray. A Christmas scene of gingerbread houses and a Christmas tree is in the background. The drinks are topped with pickled okra, a jalapeño stuffed olive, pickled garlic, a cube of cheese, and a slice of chorizo.
November 23, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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And lo

It beginneth
A white pan full cranberries and blueberries. There is a hand holding a glass of red wine to the left and front of the pan. The contrast of red berries and white pan is quite jolly.
November 23, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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It’s effing friday
November 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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No notes, happy Friday babes
A screenshot of a post gr3atawak3ning.bsky.social What a great club, to be in grateful to be a magalicious.
November 22, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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Wait wait wait one of them just called themselves Magalicious in my replies is this real are they calling themselves magalicious DEAR GOD THE CRINGE
A very sassy looking devil, with the caption “first of all, yikes”
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s

(And if y’all don’t know this album whew you have homework)
The Clueless Soundtrack album cover Featuring music from: Cracker Luscious Jackson Radiohead World Party Beastie Boys Lightning Seeds Counting Grows Mighty Mighty Bosstones Coolio Jfill Sobule The Muffs Velocity Girl Supergrass Smoking Popes
November 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Convinced people learned to drive through the parking deck on this bad boy
A Fisher Price Little People Hot Wheels racing track in blue, red, orange and neon green. It has a loop and a cork screw, and was made for zooming
November 21, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Patients have no reason to trust us until we earn their trust

Outward, visible, loud signs of allyship along with actual action & support are vital in healthcare spaces where our pts are exceptionally vulnerable

Ordered a new badge reel today @clairezagorski.bsky.social
A screenshot of an order for a “ you are safe with me” sticker and badge reel, and a sticker that says all vibes welcome here.
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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Gather round children for the parable of the silly silly man and the silly silly dumpster on wheels
New Jersey Cybertruck owner flips his at a $207K loss 3 months after buying His purchase represented the most anyone ever paid for a Cybertruck, and he sold it months later at over a $200,000 loss. by KRISTEN BROWN | Published 4 hours ago | 2 min read The man stayed anonymous, but the EV pickup's value dropped 113% in three months.
November 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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My obsession for real for real
A Thanksgiving countdown 3 days 7 hours, 26 minutes and 17 seconds until Thanksgiving. The background is fall leaves and a blue sky
November 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Anyway my Thanksgiving is this weekend and I have been dreaming about it for 355 days and this is my grocery list for my contributions I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLIDAY
A grocery list: Yams Butter Chorizo Diced hashbrowns Frozen blueberries Pie crust Brussels Heavy cream Carrots Shallots Celery Bloody Mary mix and toppers Turkey fat Eggs Baking soda Brown sugar OJ Vodka Pineapple Real maple syrup Bacon
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Linda McMahon
The caption reads: What the cinnamon toast fuck is this The image is an angry piece of cereal.
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Have you seen these chompers
A close up of a white llama (or alpaca) with its head cocked to the side. Its teeth are crooked and a bit yellow, giving it a dashing debonair quality.
November 19, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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The picture of health please lead us unto moisturized wellbeing
RFK Junior holding a big Mac in his hands, he might be smiling at the camera, but it looks more like a constipated grimace.
November 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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This is Polly Elizabeth Francis Gray
First of her Name
Queen of the Six Toe Beans
Empress of the Midnight PoopZooms
Eater of String & Creator of Hairballs
A gray cat lounges on her right side on a park bench
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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I made them a sign to hang on their little Oval Office club house
He Man Woman Haters Club sign from the Little Rascals. Trump and Vances faces are superimposed over alfalfa and Spanky.
November 17, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Found my favorite (my kiddos) small business at a market in the wild

www.instagram.com/blooming.fro...
A black frame containing a period of dried flowers, bones, and butterflies Gold gilt frame with a golden butterfly, a jaw bone, and a smaller arrangement of dry flowers
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Lars brought up an excellent point

Let us reestablish the time honored tradition of the Friday night roll call

No matter what you’re drinking or eating, Sláinte my frens
A bottle of Corsair Triple Smoke Whiskey and Tipplemans burnt sugar syrup. A glass of whiskey neat sits in the forefront
November 16, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Goose meme: top image shows a goose (a pure hellhound) with the caption “define controversial” The bottom image shows someone running from the goose, while the goose runs after them, mouth agape, screaming “define controversial mother fuckers”
November 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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Anyway please enjoy these gratuitous beans from Polly the Six Toed Queen to help you through your existential crisis
A gray cat lounges on a black wicker chair. Her head is thrown back in a glorious yawn. A gray cat paw with little pink toe beans and six toes
November 15, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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I cannot abide anymore government today I am cabineted out
A gorgeous blonde American staffordshire terrier with a what the fuck look on his gorgeous face
November 15, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Cries cuz true
November 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM