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Reposting this here too since it did kinda well on Twitter.
Animation I did based on @arualthefirst.bsky.social lovely illustration, obviously #ghost and #soap
November 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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gwemz.bsky.social
Now Is Later | PAGES 32 & 33

OH boy here we go, after a tree filled delay, they're getting closer and closer. LEts go. They gotta fondle and fiddle fart around each other cuz they give me feel cute aggression.

(final pages r next 👀 u kno what that means, slobber fest👻)

#ghostsoap #soapghost
Salmon gets saucy with his mood, and suddenly the clown drawing this realized that putting them in the fuckin snow would mean their lil nosies would be rosy so heres a tiny bit o color to DEEPEN the mooooooood. Whatever the fuck that is!!! Ghost: Careful Johnny, gonna get me pitchin a tent sayin things like that (ah ha ha, boner terms) Johnny gives him a wee he he for his troubles whippin that one out. Simon grabs at Johnnys hand after his battle with the sleeves, wanders his fingers down his wrist to hold on to his pulse, because he does, very much indeed, canonically, likes Johnny alive. Johnny ruins the moment Soap: Dinna fash yersel.. O 'great wolf (oh my god a reference to like 6 pages ago lmao) were here to commit DELAYED GRATIFICATION And he proceeds to grab Simons face, getting his fingers chomped while his face is shoved back. Why? Because boys. Somehow they stop fondling each others faces for a second, and get back to the sauce and tension because thats what were going for yeah. Soap: 'Sides... You might need to bleach your eyelashes before pitchin that tent aye? (hinting that the whole delayed gratification, hes teasing the old ghost now, real good one johnny boy, im not looking at myself in the mirror saying hey you wrote this you dumb ass stop congratulating yourself on a bad joke every time, they would eat you alive with their better jokes shuttup) Ghost: WUH? (and i drew looking up his nose for the millionth time because i just, i dont know. i think i have a problem) Ghost: Collars gotta match the cuffs Soap: Anyone lucky enough to appreciate that effort? Ghost: Time will tell Soap: Throw me a bone Ghost: Not without my Parisian dinner- (he aint letting that one go) Johnny throws himself back saying OH COME ON and Simon moves to catch the dumshite before flinging himself off the balcony accidentally in his outburst of emosh. Simon realizes again how big that fuckin hoodie is on him and giggles saying Johnnys swimming in it. KISS IS NEXT. IF YOU ARE DOWN HERE. HOO HOO. HEE HEE. ... hi how you doin, you got games on yer phone?
January 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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gwemz.bsky.social
Now Is Later | PAGES 30 & 31

I messed up my page numbers, and I want to end on a 4 pager, so here we are doing math LOL 🤡2 tonight 2 tomarwoo

Going off the rails, damn they went from "not" not talking about feelings to ✨imagination✨ whiplash

#ghostsoap #soapghost
Cheeky Simon leans on his fist asking Johnny "Parisian dinner on the cobbles not in the cards?" after Johnny rudely said his ass was out a window to his possible hinting that he would court Johnny proper because in my mind, my Simons a bit of a stodgy romantic who enjoys playing with his food but also savoring it. Just like that Parisian dinner. Hes craving some good bread ok, let the man live, let him have his BREAD. JOHNNY DROP UR SHORTS. JOHNNY asks Simon "Would ye wear somethin shexshy?" In a hinting of sean connery who is ghostly lingering in the corner because my brain is rotten and bozers gives me great ideas to act on. Leaning in close, Simon quickly says FUCK NO, but then gets cut off by the worst segway distraction in this whole thing that literally took so long i dont know why. Johnny wants him to wear something TIGHt to accentuate his saluting nipples because, thats a real line from a real book. Idk where but it was there. Hence. The romance novel cover. "CALL OF BOOTY", Johnny showing his booty, Simon holding his face and twisting him around at an unnatural angle while he holds on to his own text box above for dear life being tangled up in that rope wall thing thats always in military stuff. Ghost: CHRIST, you been readin' one of Price's wallbangers (text underneath, hopefully legible once posted and bluesky dont nerf quality Wallbangers: a term for good or bad smutty books that are thrown against a wall) Soap: HIS WHOAT?!?!?! (Price's what now??) Ghost: Plain sight! Just rips the covers off. (pictures in Johnnys imagination is Price sitting in a lounger with Ghost lingering behind while he reads a book with its covers ripped off because hes a man of class, he enjoys a good novella, he says its like junk food for the mind) Johnny laughs heartily and smacks Simon on the boob a couple of times for good measure telling him to fuck off because hes Scottish ykno. Soap: (while trying to fiddle his hand out of his looooong sleeve) Is that what you need? A "frilly dinner" to get in a snoggin' mood? Ghost: (sees him struggling and pulls on Johnnys sleeve to pop his hand free) Wouldn't be against it. You got somefin' else in mind? Oh my god yall they're talking about goin on a DATE..!!! But they'd never say that of course, much too dumb for that. So they gotta say stuff without saying stuff? Or im just off my nut! Thats prob it.. I listened to exclusively 2000s music doing these. Johnny, imagines... Or DOES HE.. Is this actually their date to the mountains???.. >w0 that... is... the part two... Soap: A hike in the mountains for some fuckin privacy... Ghost: Ouf. Only for work. (hes a man who takes his precious off time to nap as much as possible in my head at least. Ok Simon is a sleeepy romantic how about that then) Soap: Really??? Ghost: Scaling cliffs doesn't ring me "snoggin' mood (bro its a nappin mood) Soap: Aye, you get quite a mood sawin' blokes throats, no? (hes thinking how hes plenty revved up at work..) They both take a moment to think about stabbing throats of certain russians. Simon continues to fiddle with Johnny's sleeves pulling and yanking them up Johnny's arm to keep them still and its annoying him. (of his OWN sweater btw, that HE put Johnny in, 5xxxxx that was big even for him, not sure why hes got it, and it wasn't his color, which youll never know because i cant color anything im sorry so its up to you what color it is ok im going to shut up) SOAP: At our "Parisian Cobble" dinner.. Instead of flowers... (as a gift to his favorite person in the whole wide world) Severed had of our quarry, on a sliver platter) he holds an imaginary plate with a skull on it because i didn't want to get in trouble for drawing a meaty head... of makarov because i hate him : )
January 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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gwemz.bsky.social
Now Is Later | PAGES 26 - 29

The boys are talking, they're chattin, they're gabbin. They're... feeeeeeling... PERCHANCE.

#ghostsoap #soapghost
Johnny looks at Ghost in a shock after Simon's choice vocab of the day in its second phase of "delayed gratification" Soap: Weren’t you just imprinting my backside into the fridge whinging 'about ‘cathartic release’? Do you enjoy seeing me wriggle? Johnny narrows his eyes, lookin close while Simon makes a ooc face of ooooo idunno...) Ghost: I do love a good hunt S: CRIPES MAN! I ain’t some wee critter afeart in the thicket, ya fuckin’ sleekit snakey bastard .. Johnny pokes and scrapes at Simons sleeve with his fingernail G: Oi, I’m the LONE WOLF. (dork) and you’re the “bright eyed bushy tailed” critter playin' near MY FANGS. (woof simon, woof... ) he twirls his ciggarette butt around to punctuate his.. statement... Johnny dramatically sways like a waif like love interest from some period drama. Soap: Aye, “HIS FANGS” so hard isn't he.... Rendered weak on the knee I am... (Johnny throws his head back) S: Im gien up the ghost.... Ghost... (haha funny words) Flat wabbit ye've done me, swoonin boke cuz I couldnae SHUT MY GEGGIE.... (TRANSLATED: You've caused me to be so exsauhsted, making myself almost sick with how much swooning I've done. All because I couldn't stop myself in the throughs of an andrenaline rush after a near death and feeling something I'd never felt before and saying I wanted to kiss you." S: I take my snog offer back. Shoulda just let me fall. (Simon looks like, Im actually not sure how to gauge his emotion and I was the one who drew it LOL let it be up to your imagination. hes doing something) S: Besides, your too old for me anyways..... Oofda damn Soap Ghost: Oof. Tell us how you really feel. (Leans back with a dazed look) Because I just can't stop Johnny from shutting up, he talks some more. Soap: Sweets burstin from his pockets seams?? Best watch those belt loops Lt.., otherwise it won't be your heart to grow three sizes. (Johnny looks back, likely boggling the ghostly glutes) G: I'll keep that in mind next time you're being shot at. (Simon gives him a friendly pat on the back) S: Heaven forfend my guardian angel to burst his ass seams. (Johnny wildly gesturing as his period drama sona) G: *OFFENDED... (he actually doesn't care abt his ass bein called fat, this is way worse) Angel?? Johnny realizes his error, and remedies it by talking some more. S: Oh parson, GARGOYLE, wide stony ugly one, with his stripey socks to judge all below. Ghost Gargoyle Joke ding ding ding: How to statues order their eggs...... GARBOYLED Oh shit were gettin real. For a second. ... perchance... *sweats Ghost: Is that what you think I do? Judge you? Johnny's taken aback, feeling Simon's eyes, aside from endlessly teasing one another but in this ooc silly verse comic turned passion project, I wanted to try to do something of.... Simon really seeing Johnny? If that makes sense... Johnny turns his head and says "woof, big guns" code for ( oh ok you're gonna make me feel real things now that ive dropped an insecurity, other than comical outbursts of either naivitey, or humor for the sake of a clowny bawbags non existent plot) Johnnys face slowly heats up, pink coloring his cheeks Soap: No. (he doesn't think that Simon judges him) Im just... Uncharacteristically scrambled. Ghost: You're in the driver's seat, Johnny. Always have been. (metaphorically, because Ghost is a terrible driver. And he doesn't want to initiate him into anything without Johnny starting it first... god i hope that makes sense im sorry) Ghost: 'OWEVER ( H's who in mancunian?) Y'know, I'd court ya proper like. Frilly dinners, carnival rides- (he doesn't have to spell out fraternization, and knows johnny wouldnt ever need him to, because they know, of course they both know. BUT HERE WE ARE. ON A BALCONY) Johnny snaps his head to look at Simon, leaping up, grabbing Simons wriiiiisstttt, holding his other hand to his waaaiisstttt.. Soap: Yer fuckin bums oot the windea (you fuckin jokin or something of the like. i am so sorry if you are Scottish and seeing me butcher dialect and phrases LOOOL) TLDR: Simon shows how he really feels in what seems like a joke, but hes quite serious, if it wasn't this.... if he had his way.. johnny has the reigns in this kerfuffle and Simon wants him to initiate because he cares more about him than johnny might ever know and won't fuck it up for his own whims. hes got that ghost bastard wrapped around his little finger and he doesn't even knooow)
January 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Now Is Later | PAGES 22 - 25
Happy new year 🤹‍♀️🖤

Balcony arc. Blergh 'oliday events and drawing layers of snow 'because its romantic' bonked my schedule 🙃 I'm a lady of my word, the kiss will be good and extra wet... after they make fools of themselves ofc weew

#ghostsoap #soapghost
Johnny laments he wore shorts to the balcony function. Function meaning standing there while his old old old old old old male man friend ruins his lungs smoking like a chimney. Ghost: You wanted to come.. Johnny murmurs a "yeah....." and gets an idea, he reaches over and starts to crawl into Ghosts yoga pants, i mean, his sweat pants, his big boy pants for his big boy (im sorry if you read these for actual descriptions I will do better and not be such a degenerate) Soap: You've enough room in those bloomers for a family of 5, lemme in. Ghost bonks him in the head (again, 3rd time damn) tells him to DOWN BOY and yoinks his pants back up comically and Johnny's mohawk gets a dent in it. He doesnt get gamer dents, he gets Ghost dents. Ghost is mad and SLIGHTLY embarrased "Or ill send you off to bed with NO TREAT" Johnny goes for a fake out punch because he is a BOY. And boys never stop fucking doing this. He leans in close to Ghosts face, their eyes suddenly have color because were seeing into their souls. And Johnny wants his sugar. And he says it: Soap: We've fucked around enough haven't we Simon? I want my s u g a r... He gets slapped in the face and shoved backwards Ghost: Be patient, Youll get your treat (ghosts version of treats is fuckin up johnnys head i guess because my sense of humor is whack. i also. endured much head trauma as a wee lass so maybe thats why, im projecting) Johnny sulks a bit, with a cute lil face drowning in that bigass hoodie and then mocks Ghost being British with a "LAYUHHH" (translated when he told him LATER on page one, that looks so ass now, I need to re-do it good god i didnt' know what i was doing) Johnny leans back and swings his arms around like, like i dont know what i just wanted to draw him in a funny pose and face lol making fun of Ghost saying a variety of BRITISH things Soap: UUuuuruuaHhhghhuh Jahwnnaayyy, you takin the piss bollux wankah tossah danky doodle shite- Ghost has what best could be described as WITHERED He snaps back tho after being 100% roasted Ghost: Does baby need his bedtime? Johnny WUHS Soap: YOU need bedtime mr eyebags!!!!" Ghost goes hurehr Johnny snatches Ghosts ciggarette because hes desperate for the indirect kiss. Maybe not, I dont think Johnny is a romance novel type. But I know who is. And its not either of them. HAHA Soap: You of all people should know patience isn't my strongsuit Ghost: OH, I know (damn) Soap slumps his head down exasperated: Then what are we doin'? Ghost puts his hand on Johnnys back, taking a moment to ponder looking pretty, in his busted way, and his pretty eyelashes and decides the best thing to say while yanking Soap hip to hip Gost: Delayed gratification
January 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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PAGES 19 - 21

LMAO ruhroh, i am so sorry, my sense of humor comes in waves, like a fart. But like Price is lactose intolerant I wont ever let it go. At Soap and Ghosts expense of course. Sorry boys, but don't worry, the balcony arc is coming.

#ghostsoap #soapghost #johnprice (rip ur bedsheets)
Price is GUZUZZLIN that heavy cream brother, a night cap of creamedediaraah, cuz hes lactoase intolerant. Johnny and Simon watch in horror, Johnny trying to justify its no so bad saying hes drunk outta cartons but before he can finish it they witness Prices sleep walking delirious self suck on the rim shovin his tongue in there like it owes him money. for some reason. Ghost and Soap look to their mugs. realizing and thinking many horrible things to what they just drank if price has done this before, or often. Johnny always wondered why his gatorade was a little more thick than usual when he drank it last. This is when Johnny realizes and remembered, recalled, reflected asking to the void "isnt price lactoast" before Price lets it rip. And then he rips it while he fucking leaves them like lemons in the kitchen. I have only known one person with loactoast insoterlants and that shit WORKS FAST. LITERALLY. Johnny in despair, grabs Simons head, gripping it with strength and shaking it back and forth. Probably a bad idead given they both have regular head traumas.............. WERE NOT TALKIN ABOUT IT.............. He exclaims that sharing saliva with a co was his goal this night but not that one. And he must be remedied immediately. Simon yanks his tank top, whats with these guys and yanking each others shirts huh ;;;;;;;;;;;;;) winky winky winky. wait no winky, no wanky ok, just face suck, wanks are for part two, if you are reading this oh my god you got a sneak peak im gonnae continue their firsts because im a loser. well, firsts as in first time bangin each others brains out. ok im done im sorry. SIMON TELLS HIM IN THE LAST PANEL "im not fuckin kissin you in the wake of price off-gassing"
December 29, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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👻 PAGES 15 - 18
This thing is now titled 'Now Is Later' LOL

SO CLOSE (am i edging? yes)
Boys just cant catch a break, from me, themselves, or their captain's sleepy snack trysts. I love 141 Frat House shared empty kitchen, how very male. (not cuz i avoid drawing it ahaha)

#ghostsoap #soapghost
Busted head Johnny grips Simons mask and he says "Steady on... Wasn't premeditated" Mask is yanked down where the eye hole is over his mouth, i dont know how else to describe it LOOL. Johnny calls him a numpty. and goes tongue FIRST wow bold, but hears a skittering noise that makes his eyebrow twitch, when he opens his pretty little horny eyeball oh no... In agony Johnny stops Simon from proceeding with the smooch by squeezing his cheeks and shaking with ubridled rage, Simon says a british whot, Johnny pulls his mask up to reveal Captain PRICE is here now. Hes fluttering them away from the fridge looking very tired, saying "klfkadkfljsdklaf keep it tight boys skldfjasdfk" while Johnny is trapped under the stone gargoyle that is Simon while he wheezes in surprise. He yells and slaps him MOVE MAN move!!! Price says something, military terms. Johnny Scottish: SIMON QUITCHER SWITHERING ILL GIE YE A SKELPIT LUG NOO GET TAE!!! Johnny translated: Simon, quit standing there un moving and undesisive, Im about to slap your ears, now get moving Simon realizing, slunks away from the icebox realizing something. Simon: Forgot Price sleeps-walks.. Must be stressed. Johnny: Since fuckin WHEN? Simon: Dunno, birth (in small text he says cor blimeeeyy, in the wild) Johnny manhandling himself out of Simons grip Johnny: Does PRICE know he sleepswalks? Simon: Prolly... From birth.. (hes tired and monosyllabic) Johnny, distressed imagines a baby Price with his chops: Hows a tot with chops realize hes sleeps walkin?! Simon: Get off it Johnny, we should leave him to it. (he wants to leave so bad, his finger is twitching) Johnny: No way!! This is all new info for me!! We can't leave him! What if he falls into puddle an' drowns?! Sweet boy, he is always so caring Simon points towards the entity and says "that just might do it" on a cliffhanger on WET NOISES.
December 24, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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gwemz.bsky.social
:3 Pages 11 - 14

Fridge Arc is here. And they're touching now! In places! WHOA. RIP Ghost shirt that bitch was sacrificed for the plot.

#ghostsoap #soapghost
From top left, "Soap.exe has stopped working" Simon pulls his mask down and it streches comically as he says "Times up" to which Johnny says HUH apparently not aware that he wasn't supposed to stand there like a lemon. Simon HEADS OUT, and Johnny grabs the back of his shirt streching it comically x2 (ghost choice in civilian clothing is comfort which is like wearing a bedsheet for him i suppose) Johnny yells a varying degree of wait dont go im sorry let me try again while choking the man of his dreams. Simon yells QUIT FUCKIN UP MY SHIRT TWAT while leaning forward making it worse, Johnny holds strong and says "Im sorry! I wasn't ready for... uh... How stunnin your smile is!" The shirt rips. Simon looks like a demon ready to pounce and grabs johnnys wrist and whips him into the fridge, slamming his hand next to his head. Johnny asks "Too much?" Simon says "no" to johnny being "too much". and johnny asks "This your version of foreplay?" to which Simon says "Cathartic Release." Soap: Ah... Release huh? Do I give you release? Ghost: Keep dreamin' And he puts his thigh between johnnys legs, or pulls johnny up on his thigh i have no idea IMAGES... depict two touch starved military men folding over each other against a goddamned refrigerator in the middle of the night. Soap: Give me your mouth. Ghost thrusts and grinds a little too hard and pulls Soaps lower half towards him sending his head bonking back against the fridge. again. the head trauma emotionally and physically hes giving this poor man maybe a projection of my spite for uh... things that shant be spoken abt from canon.
December 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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gwemz.bsky.social
MEOW pages 7 - 10

(Been calling this the "breakfast bar arc" lmao)... Oh myyy these boys are dumb as hell drinking all that sugar so late, wonder what dumb shits gonna happen next 👀 (spoiler: fridge arc)

#ghostsoap #soapghost
Text reads top left Johnny MacTavish "Soap" is talking to Simon Riley "Ghost". Soap: I know you Lt.. Sugar man.. How many secret sweet pockets you got sewn into your gear? Ghost: That is classified (he smiles gently) Soap: AYE! I knew I was getting lemony whiffs from ye.. What you sew into your clothes is between you and your sawed bits of skulls... Ghost: A man needs his hobbies... (and treats) Soap: (Righto!) Would you.. Share some of your tactical needle-and-thread skills? My trousers inner-thighs always bursting from the chafe! Ghost: Are you takin the fuckin piss? Soap: (shocked) No piss takin'! You're a font of practical knowledge! Ghost: (its my fucking job...) I could sew you into your trousers while you're asleep. Soap: (Tactical Trousers! I dig it!) Ghost: Heh.. Only you would be into that. Soap: Only if its you doing the sewin'- Because, you're my favorite person. Ghost: You sure that's wise? Soap: OH QUIT! I wouldnae asked fer a kiss if you wearnt!! (his accent got thicker) Johnny realizes what he said and starts to say "Ah I-" But is cut off by Simon slurping up the rest of his tea VERY loudly. He licks the rim of his mug and places it down... Suddenly hes become low res and a disturbance is noted by Johnny and he surprised utters a whoah, wha? Johnny being quite concerned when Simon suddenly opens his arms asking for ???? After he wouldn't have asked for a kiss. Simon is staring at him like a hungry animal.
December 15, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Meow meows pages 5 & 6

Simon is here now and hes lookin like a fuckin ninja, they're his jammies ok. Meanwhile Johnny boy shorts needs to chill.

#ghostsoap #soapghost #johnnymactavish #simonriley #featmyirlkitcheninabysmalinnit

dont look at the mugs inanimate objects are not my forte LOOL
December 9, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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Meow Pages 3 & 4

This is going off the rails fast because I keep adding more shit to put them through. ANywways secret side quest where the gang gets stranded in Chicago ; )

#ghostsoap #soapghost #johnprice #kylegarrick #laswellscrustywhitedog #theskeletononthehweelinchicagotorturemuseum
Top white box: Look at me greivin and belly achin, watching a kettle boil. Middle white box: It's almost like there's a clowny bawbag projecting her inner fantasies Lowest white boxAnywees, gettin weathered in was a nice breather. Havent had that much fun in a while. Pictures on the bottom of the page are things Johnny took for special keepsakes. Top Left: Simon (aka Ghost) stands solem with Gaz and Price gleefully smile next to him while a “I love Chicago” tshirt is stretched to hell over his giant coated torso Top Right: Simon at the Museum of Midevil Torture. Posing with a skeleton roped to a wheel. He was getting inspiration. Bottom Left: Price asleep in very unbecoming poses, artist theorizes he has sleep apnea because he says he's always tired in game lmao. Gaz poses laughing in front of Price. Bottom Right: Price offers to take Laswells dog out for a walk around the park to pee, and hes yelling “go PEE!” PEE PEE Top left box is inner thought Johnny: Sue me... Cannae man crave a wee snog with their Lt? YEA??? Top middle bubble /Simon(Ghost): - and thats why you can't trust an offbrand dyson... Far right bubble /Johnny (Soap): mhmm yeah (not listening, focusing on their fingers touching under the bar because he has feelings The lower part of the page shows Johnny remembering their time together in Chicago. The images are very man coded, Sime (Ghost) schlorps up his drink, and in antoher vision says hes needs to take a shit all surrounded with sparkles. Johnny back on reality at the bottom of the page says BRAW. Which is a Scottish thing for something thats just GREAT. Simon stands in the background asking if hes going to finish making whatever the fuck it is he was making but hes cut off
December 6, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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First two pages of my brain rotten #ghostsoap 'comic' idea.

Drawingg consistency WHOO?? (flying by my pants lmfao BUT im gonna nail down a something woo hoo here we are)
December 5, 2024 at 11:21 AM