Very nice curves. I'd let that smash me and my hole any day.

Focusing on what's important- what song is being played by the bagpipes?

The difference in tie length is a big factor. I prefer right overall because of that. Left looks stumpy and unbalanced. The tight side knot isn't my preference, but the length helps him look taller.

One day, I ate some shrimp for a late snack. Had a new hookup come over a little while later and just before going down on him I randomly asked if he was allergic to shellfish.

Apparently he did have a severe allergy and we were both glad to have caught it before we played.