Trash Oracle
Trash Oracle
@trashoracle.bsky.social
For me, there's far fewer bots and trolls. I don't think I've seen any ads. And it actually let's me see posts from those I'm following instead of whatever AI slop Twitter wanted me to follow.
June 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I've never understood why he got popular in the first place. His whole vibe is slimy and greasy. And if he's saying shit like this??? Wtf????
May 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I'm pretty sure the teachers hated it cuz every so often we'd find the arena completely filled with sand (tbf, it was in the sandbox) and we'd have to dig it out. But like. Literally nobody used it for anything else ever. So it had to be the teachers.
April 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Man, I remember beyblades when I was in elementary school. We had this massive table-thing that was vaguely beyblade arena shaped and everybody would gather around and have beyblade battles. There was even a death pit in the middle. Lmao.
April 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Wishing a very brain worm death on him as soon as possible. Gotta cover multiple angles.
March 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Back at ya, Jerd!
March 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Same, except in long form videos and on YouTube. It's just incredible watching this crinkled black slab turn into a colorful rug.

The channel I watch also has put giant googly eyes and a hat on one of their pieces of equipment, R2 decals on another, and a Luigi mustache on another.
February 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
That's the kind of fuck up you like to see. Last time they fucked up my order my McChicken was fucking raw and they refused to give me a refund.
February 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That's a mood. It's hard to define the edges of each little thing you're painting like that. Closest I've come to managing it and liking the results was doing my flat colors as vector shapes and then clipping the shading to those layers so I can't go beyond them.
February 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I think it's Kansas that has an outbreak of Tuberculosis. There's been a single case of it near where I'm at too. Like. I know I used to lowkey want to live in a historical novel, but not like this!
February 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Don't forget all of the smaller parasites they can pick up like fleas and worms. And the diseases too.
February 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Idk, but they're certainly succeeding.
February 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If there was ever a time to Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, now is the time.
February 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
For those having difficulty, think of the masculine/feminine as two sliders instead of check boxes.
February 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Why are you giving me Yennifer vibes but in white? Lol. Seriously, your pics are always unfairly amazing. ❤️
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm gonna do the same thing once I get home from work tonight. Just wanna go through my list of people to make sure I've got them over here before I nuke it.
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It's an immediate fireable offense at my work. And we're not actually feds, just contractors.
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hahaha, if you're doing anything with gender markers or have a gender x marker on a passport...don't send in an application. We have no idea what the fuck the agencies are doing. Still.
January 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'm the same trash pile from Twitter. Lmao. We just vibin'. But...I hate writing bios. Lol
January 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mine's been doing some really dumb shit for a while. Like, I'll spell a word 100% correctly, but then it just changes it to a different form of the same word (like with an S on the end) and it will NOT let me fix it.
January 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hell, if you watch Kitchen Nightmares, half of the episodes are him helping bring families back together. Same with Hotel Hell. The man understands the importance of family and boundaries and respect. ❤️
January 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
-cackles with Invade-
January 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I've gotten to the point of just saying assholes like this are the reason why I eat meat. They've annoyed me into doing it. They should be so proud of themselves.
January 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yeah. I'd say that air traffic control is a very complex chess game. But this motherfucker is playing Candyland and LOSING.
January 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM