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special technique of chumboxing
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they/them, lesser cryptid of the PNW

i don’t really keep track of space and time too well
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Royal Rumble? Antiquated, terrible way to determine a Wrestlemania main event

The real money is in the debate over whether or not Solo Sikoa is being kept out of the Wrestlemania Playoff because of the NXT automatic qualifier even though his strength of schedule is trash
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
He wasn’t as good at basketball but he was the new Jordan in this regard.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Crazy how “protecting women” isn’t just harassing trans women but also inherently casting doubt on cis women who aren’t feminine enough.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Taking your match to dinner afterwards (personal pan pizzas)
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A few, but the penalty for breaking them is rarely significant enough to be a deterrent
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Corvids are solidly #3
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Telling people who have literally been indoctrinated into conservative capitalism their entire lives they need to read more books explaining it to see both sides lmao
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“I want straight talk”

My brother in Christ have you ever seen a debate?
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The language and everything in the video just feels so obviously manipulative, it’s weird that this is appealing to anyone. Like I can’t imagine seeing this video and thinking whoever made it has good intentions.
September 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Because actual videos of Walmart in 2002 wouldn’t look like the nostalgic idea of a Walmart in 2002
September 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not if Pittsburg can help it
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What date wouldn’t be improved by a touch of Waka Flocka magic?
September 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They just wanted to send a clear message that they will not stand for this sort of behavior (being on camera and easily identifiable)
September 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ok but I’m not holding my breath for any landlord to ever produce anything of value
September 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh yeah, I’m talking part in “our public debate”, which is very real and takes place on X: the Everything App. I’m there with the open-minded republicans who are acting in good faith, Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy, all of whom are also real.
September 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If you press down on Charles’s wrist his hands will say “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME”
September 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
tbf Camilla’s hands look like a totally different color than her face too and Charles’s hands, uhhhhh, what the fuck
September 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Disrespecting the king would be one of the few things on his pro- list for getting into heaven actually
September 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This bit would’ve been better with Queen Elizabeth in her later years but I guess it still works with Charles
September 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
idk man, she was willingly around the royal family for years
September 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM