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Your everyday local genderfluid cryptid
@npr.org How about you report on the fact that this was one of the most brazen and open displays of insider trading and corruption instead of handling this with white satin gloves so you don't offend your billionaire donors you neoliberal rag.
April 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I literally have no idea how anyone perceives me
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The closest I will ever feel to godlike is when I walk into a bathroom with a reflective vest on and all the faucets turn on.
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Learning a new language and then using it in the real world feels kinda like walking into a party where everyone knows each other and you don't know anyone.
February 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,958,810!
September 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM