Trashmale (pronounced Trash Mail)
@trashmale.bsky.social
Reply guy to people smarter than me.
Aspiring poster.
Would prefer to live in less interesting times.
Aspiring poster.
Would prefer to live in less interesting times.
Genuinely asking, has anyone working for the administration actually faced disbarment yet?
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Genuinely asking, has anyone working for the administration actually faced disbarment yet?
How many times do they have to say "we're going to do everything in our power to hurt, permanently disable, or kill your child" before people start taking it literally?
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
How many times do they have to say "we're going to do everything in our power to hurt, permanently disable, or kill your child" before people start taking it literally?
Reminds me of Bobby Lee saying "Koreans never did anything wrong" and promptly founding out they had one of the longest running uninterrupted periods of slavery in history.
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reminds me of Bobby Lee saying "Koreans never did anything wrong" and promptly founding out they had one of the longest running uninterrupted periods of slavery in history.
The comments on that article make me sad
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The comments on that article make me sad
A man with one cow hates his neighbor with two.
He finds a genie and is granted a single wish.
"I wish for my neighbor's cows to die!"
This mentality is vibrant and alive in GOP voters.
He finds a genie and is granted a single wish.
"I wish for my neighbor's cows to die!"
This mentality is vibrant and alive in GOP voters.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A man with one cow hates his neighbor with two.
He finds a genie and is granted a single wish.
"I wish for my neighbor's cows to die!"
This mentality is vibrant and alive in GOP voters.
He finds a genie and is granted a single wish.
"I wish for my neighbor's cows to die!"
This mentality is vibrant and alive in GOP voters.
"Tonight at 7: This 19-year-old Portland anarchist is a threat to America's identity and democracy, is representative of the DNC (which anarchists notoriously love), and possibly killed the second coming of Christ via their support for abortion access."
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"Tonight at 7: This 19-year-old Portland anarchist is a threat to America's identity and democracy, is representative of the DNC (which anarchists notoriously love), and possibly killed the second coming of Christ via their support for abortion access."
you're gonna activate Marcy
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
you're gonna activate Marcy
"everything is debate, but not real debate, just arguing on 4chan club"
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"everything is debate, but not real debate, just arguing on 4chan club"
These days everyone likes to talk about Keanu's gun skills but Val Kilmer made art out of those cops.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
These days everyone likes to talk about Keanu's gun skills but Val Kilmer made art out of those cops.
IF 👏 YOU 👏 DIDN'T 👏 GO 👏 BALD 👏 BY 👏 20 👏 YOUR 👏 T 👏 AIN'T 👏 HIGH 👏 ENOUGH 👏 TO 👏 TALK 👏
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
IF 👏 YOU 👏 DIDN'T 👏 GO 👏 BALD 👏 BY 👏 20 👏 YOUR 👏 T 👏 AIN'T 👏 HIGH 👏 ENOUGH 👏 TO 👏 TALK 👏
"At least 40% suggest he does so via seppuku."
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"At least 40% suggest he does so via seppuku."
And that's how I learned about the importance of moisturizing.
a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
ALT: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And that's how I learned about the importance of moisturizing.
It's winter 2012 in a college classroom.
I, a white man, asked a black classmate for some lotion.
She smiles.
"Oh! You're gay?!"
"No, I've just got ashy elbows."
I display an elbow whiter than Tony Montana's nose.
The smile fades.
She passes the lotion.
"Don't. Ever. Do that again."
I, a white man, asked a black classmate for some lotion.
She smiles.
"Oh! You're gay?!"
"No, I've just got ashy elbows."
I display an elbow whiter than Tony Montana's nose.
The smile fades.
She passes the lotion.
"Don't. Ever. Do that again."
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's winter 2012 in a college classroom.
I, a white man, asked a black classmate for some lotion.
She smiles.
"Oh! You're gay?!"
"No, I've just got ashy elbows."
I display an elbow whiter than Tony Montana's nose.
The smile fades.
She passes the lotion.
"Don't. Ever. Do that again."
I, a white man, asked a black classmate for some lotion.
She smiles.
"Oh! You're gay?!"
"No, I've just got ashy elbows."
I display an elbow whiter than Tony Montana's nose.
The smile fades.
She passes the lotion.
"Don't. Ever. Do that again."
It's always interesting how it's framed as unity while completely dismissing the people that will suffer and/or die before the next fight.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It's always interesting how it's framed as unity while completely dismissing the people that will suffer and/or die before the next fight.
Come on, you gotta be fair though.
What's more likely?
Shadow groups conspiring to control society (and probably stop girls from dating me)
OR
I am NOT the most special boy.
I think we all know how absurd the latter is. Conspiracy confirmed!
What's more likely?
Shadow groups conspiring to control society (and probably stop girls from dating me)
OR
I am NOT the most special boy.
I think we all know how absurd the latter is. Conspiracy confirmed!
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Come on, you gotta be fair though.
What's more likely?
Shadow groups conspiring to control society (and probably stop girls from dating me)
OR
I am NOT the most special boy.
I think we all know how absurd the latter is. Conspiracy confirmed!
What's more likely?
Shadow groups conspiring to control society (and probably stop girls from dating me)
OR
I am NOT the most special boy.
I think we all know how absurd the latter is. Conspiracy confirmed!
Ah yes the all knowing & omnipotent God is notoriously in need of saving.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ah yes the all knowing & omnipotent God is notoriously in need of saving.
Were they like this before or after the baby? Ours fully got on board with the baby's schedule the first month and never stopped....
"HE EAT, I EAT, HELL YEAH 4 AM BREAKFAST"
"HE EAT, I EAT, HELL YEAH 4 AM BREAKFAST"
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Were they like this before or after the baby? Ours fully got on board with the baby's schedule the first month and never stopped....
"HE EAT, I EAT, HELL YEAH 4 AM BREAKFAST"
"HE EAT, I EAT, HELL YEAH 4 AM BREAKFAST"
Kinda ironic how much sects of American Protestantism are speed running the worst bits of Catholicism throughout history but in a quarter of the time.
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Kinda ironic how much sects of American Protestantism are speed running the worst bits of Catholicism throughout history but in a quarter of the time.
The Pentagon is expecting to receive a surplus of totally empty CAVA bags
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Pentagon is expecting to receive a surplus of totally empty CAVA bags
Nah, he wants to feel like a big boy and make things go boom while shifting the bidding process to a bribing process.
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Nah, he wants to feel like a big boy and make things go boom while shifting the bidding process to a bribing process.
