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Disabled opossum.
Non binary, leftist, silly little goose.
I am 30 or 40 years old, I do not need this!
OLT:
One of my favorite people often says "Nothing really matters, so do what makes you happy!"
Honestly, I love her cheerful nihilism, she's adorable.
If I live to be 100 like her, I too hope to be happy with naps and snacks and a friend that reads to me occasionally.
September 6, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn, unless you're into violent butt stuff!
September 5, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Taking bets that the first thing the new Orthopedic Dr I am seeing this morning says is "you need to lose weight.'

I'm already doing that, what else can we do?
September 5, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Good morning to everyone except the McDonald's on Page. You know what you did!
September 5, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Goodnight to everyone except people that get in the fast lane to drive 5 miles under speed limit.
I'm trying to vroom vroom and you're making me skrt skrt.
September 5, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Today I confronted someone and I didn't cry.
Progress ✅
September 4, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Good morning everyone except people that make fun of Crocs.
I feel there are a lot of holes in their arguments against them.
September 4, 2023 at 1:54 PM
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September 4, 2023 at 12:26 PM
OLT:
"People don't want to work anymore"
Girl, we never did, ever. Capitalism is a scab on humanity and it's killing the planet. The ocean is turning acidic, the weather is crazy, and I'm in constant pain.
I want to sing, read, and take naps.
Capitalism makes me work!
September 4, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Goodnight to everyone except Elon Musk, people who wait till the last minute to merge in traffic, and anyone who thinks Trump won the 2020 election.
An extra special goodnight to the queers, healthcare workers, and that lady that was rocking out and putting on lipgloss in her car this morning!
September 4, 2023 at 4:19 AM
I'm just here to be chaotic.
Well I be sweet or sour?
Both is good!
September 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Fun fact:
I thought this was "Blew ski" not "blue sky".

Welcome to Blewski!
🤣
September 4, 2023 at 4:12 AM