Trashcanna3000
@trashcanna.bsky.social
Strong proud beautiful trash can
I think there’s something wrong with me because all I can think about is how bad I want buffalo sauce. Like I may go see a doctor it’s that serious
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I think there’s something wrong with me because all I can think about is how bad I want buffalo sauce. Like I may go see a doctor it’s that serious
I taught my 15 month old how to karate chop and now he does it when he’s frustrated and it’s so funny but also a bit alarming
February 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I taught my 15 month old how to karate chop and now he does it when he’s frustrated and it’s so funny but also a bit alarming
I’m like if an eldest daughter was a drunk uncle
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I’m like if an eldest daughter was a drunk uncle
Me: “I love moomin so much it’s so cozy and calming”
Also me: “I loathe the evil Fillyjonk, I would stomp Snif to death if I could, Hemulen needs to go away, Snork SUCKS…”
Also me: “I loathe the evil Fillyjonk, I would stomp Snif to death if I could, Hemulen needs to go away, Snork SUCKS…”
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Me: “I love moomin so much it’s so cozy and calming”
Also me: “I loathe the evil Fillyjonk, I would stomp Snif to death if I could, Hemulen needs to go away, Snork SUCKS…”
Also me: “I loathe the evil Fillyjonk, I would stomp Snif to death if I could, Hemulen needs to go away, Snork SUCKS…”
When the toddler sticks an arm or leg through the crib bars and wails like he’s being tortured
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
When the toddler sticks an arm or leg through the crib bars and wails like he’s being tortured
I totally didn’t believe that Instagram was secretly listening to us via phone mics but ever since my husband started getting a ton of reels making fun of Italians in his feed I’m a believer now
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I totally didn’t believe that Instagram was secretly listening to us via phone mics but ever since my husband started getting a ton of reels making fun of Italians in his feed I’m a believer now
Marry me soup, marry me beans, marry me pasta… where does it end? Marry me latte? Marry me Dubai chocolate? Marry me enema?
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Marry me soup, marry me beans, marry me pasta… where does it end? Marry me latte? Marry me Dubai chocolate? Marry me enema?
I think I’m probably funnier than 80% of all of the clowns in the world
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I think I’m probably funnier than 80% of all of the clowns in the world
Some days I’m too lazy to clean the sheet pan so I line it with foil, other days I’m too lazy to line the sheet pan with foil so I clean it
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some days I’m too lazy to clean the sheet pan so I line it with foil, other days I’m too lazy to line the sheet pan with foil so I clean it
The Satan Clause
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Satan Clause
Me: “Ugh kinda wanna delete facebook but I don’t want to lose all of my special memories there”
The special memories:
The special memories:
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Me: “Ugh kinda wanna delete facebook but I don’t want to lose all of my special memories there”
The special memories:
The special memories:
I too have garlic in my soul (not derogatory)
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I too have garlic in my soul (not derogatory)
Excited to hear how tish James Jim comey Adam schiff Anthony fauci Joe Biden and assorted trans antifas worked together to plant the j6 pipe bombs later today
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Excited to hear how tish James Jim comey Adam schiff Anthony fauci Joe Biden and assorted trans antifas worked together to plant the j6 pipe bombs later today
When the Wikipedia page has a section called “criminal convictions”
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
When the Wikipedia page has a section called “criminal convictions”
Secretary of War Crimes
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Secretary of War Crimes
Just Kentucky things ✨
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just Kentucky things ✨
She Edmund on my Fitz til I Gerald
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
She Edmund on my Fitz til I Gerald
Honestly these MAGA spam emails I somehow started getting are comedy gold and i will never unsubscribe
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Honestly these MAGA spam emails I somehow started getting are comedy gold and i will never unsubscribe
There may be some sort of conspiracy theory about the water in my town so my new hobby is trying to get to the bottom of it
October 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There may be some sort of conspiracy theory about the water in my town so my new hobby is trying to get to the bottom of it
DiD yOu KnOw ThAt iF yOu TuRn oN tHe SiNk AnD FiLl yOuR iCe cUbE tRaY WiTh WaTeR aNd pUt iT iN tHe fReEzEr AnD LeAvE iT fOr A fEw HoUrS aNd TaKe iT oUt AnD pUt iT iN a gLaSs oF wAtEr iT MaKeS iT CoLd
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
DiD yOu KnOw ThAt iF yOu TuRn oN tHe SiNk AnD FiLl yOuR iCe cUbE tRaY WiTh WaTeR aNd pUt iT iN tHe fReEzEr AnD LeAvE iT fOr A fEw HoUrS aNd TaKe iT oUt AnD pUt iT iN a gLaSs oF wAtEr iT MaKeS iT CoLd
Deciding which of my Mothman shirts to wear to the cryptid block party LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Deciding which of my Mothman shirts to wear to the cryptid block party LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
He’s just emanating the warrior warmaking war ethos spirit, isn’t he?
September 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
He’s just emanating the warrior warmaking war ethos spirit, isn’t he?
RFKJ should come visit my baby’s daycare center, they’ve got a stomach bug going around that’ll make the biggest idiot believe in medicine and science
September 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
RFKJ should come visit my baby’s daycare center, they’ve got a stomach bug going around that’ll make the biggest idiot believe in medicine and science
You can tell the mayor of Memphis is like “if I play this national guard thing right we’re gonna get free litter pick up and mulch spreading”
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
You can tell the mayor of Memphis is like “if I play this national guard thing right we’re gonna get free litter pick up and mulch spreading”
Just watched through a window as a dog fell off a table while barking at my dog 😌
September 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just watched through a window as a dog fell off a table while barking at my dog 😌