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I will sing the entirety of “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” if you don’t stop me
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Hola i'm Luke, putting this here for ppl who are interested in these things and wanna talk about them
© Writing
© World Building
© Reading
© TTRPG/ Dnd
© Story Making
© Animation
© Content Creation
© Warhammer
© Cyberpunk
© Anime
© Greek Mythology (yes that includes Pjo)
© Star Wars
Damn Cogworths gave me the addictol when I ask for more chems, now his gonk ass is a pile of gears and bolts
January 18, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Where are the exaggerated, often triangular or cone-like shape?
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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MEN IN MAKEUP NOW
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 PM
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Table Top RPG? Uhhhh, sounds kinda gay for a bottom good sir
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
“Body cams? You speaking Spanish son?”
- My Mexican Grandpa who was mocking a cop
January 14, 2026 at 7:22 AM
“Eating them out till the cry, no homo”
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
January 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Thats right, Batman doesnt kill humans, Ice isnt human. So where is the issue??
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Got a #dnd game to run tmr, can’t wait to get reminded about Dark Vision 3000 times in 2 hours.
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
“It’s giving straight white boy”
- My Loving Dm who just killed my #dnd character
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
GET FUCK #strangerthings FANS, IT WAS NEVER REAL. NOW COPE LIKE THE REST OF US!!!!
a girl with long purple hair and green eyes is sticking her tongue out .
ALT: a girl with long purple hair and green eyes is sticking her tongue out .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Imma be avoiding that draft like it’s the cheese touch
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Just watch a movie about two dads fighting over custody over there weird pink child, whilst there new girlfriends have an epic sky battle.
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Why do we live in a dystopian society without all the cool shit.
I want my damn gorilla arms and my very own twink in my head that tells me to go burn down the government!!!
January 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
IF I RUN INTO THAT CHANGELING MOFO ONE MORE TIME IN #bg3 IM GOING TO THROW THEM INTO THE UNDERDARK FOR THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE TO DEAL WITH HER, GODS
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Just finished 2077, time to start Kyle Cranking it
September 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Travis Kelce last night
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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is baja blast supposed to taste like lime
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the city of Philadelphia has something where they have to put grease on the poles and stoplights to prevent people climbing them, this gets done EVERY-TIME THE EAGLES PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL. No wonder Hitch-Bot never made it out of there.
the city of philadelphia after tomorrow (their team won)
February 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Donald Trump punching the air seeing Uncle Sam being played by Samual L. Jackson at the Half-Time Show
February 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Teenager next door has to go to meet his girlfriend's family at their home for a meal for the first time tomorrow and wants to impress them so I explained how he should ditch the silly flower bouquet and just show up with a dozen eggs
February 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM