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trashalchemist.bsky.social
Alchemist of Trash
@trashalchemist.bsky.social
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I glue junk together, throw glitter on it, and call it art.
Current media specialties: Resin casting, miniature sculpture and painting, smut writing.
Current fandoms: Saints Row, Warframe.
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I see your dir. BLACK SKY CORN CHIP and raise you (heh) a BONER 4EVER:
August 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Set of resin coasters I made a few years back and just donated to the new coffee shop a few blocks from my house.
Two hexagonal coasters, one decorated with smiling coffee cups and "DEATH BEFORE DECAF" in the center, the other with a spread of three tarot cards, the one on top is a fictitious card called "THE COFFEE" depicting a stack of books, a skull, and a steaming cup of coffee.
May 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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See a tattoo, post a tattoo!
Here's a twofer, my Saints Row Fleur ring tattoo and my super-handy RULE OF THUMB~
A simple linework fleur de lis on the base of a left hand ring finger, like where a wedding band would sit A simple linework tattoo running down the side of a left hand thumb, with tick marks denoting two inches in half inch measures on one side, and 5 cm in 5mm measures on the other.
May 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Explain your OC's lore in the shittiest way possible? You got it!
Ever had a one night stand with a one-armed, shovel-wielding, pansexual werecryptid crime boss? WOULD YA LIKE TO?!?
(Art by @petplayer976.bsky.social )
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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In tentative celebration of Borderlands 4, here's a fistful of Nerf blasters I've customized over the years to look like some various manufacturers!
#borderlands
A bright orange, grey, black and white diagonally striped "Maliwan" pistol, with e-tech fins splayed out A Jakobs "shotgun" resting on assorted rusty junk and a coyote skull A silver and purple Tediore pistol resting on more rusty junk Miss Moxxi's good touch, made from a Firefly blaster and hand-painted Moxxi
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Random Drifter Callie sketch while I'm vending today. "Excuse me, his pronouns are THEY/THEM."
#Warframe
A large, somewhat physically intimidating woman, stepping in front of Flare/Temple, the glam rock/ David Bowie warframe, to come to their defense, glaring at someone who probably misgendered them. Flare looks on in bemusement behind her.
April 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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WOOOOO VENDING AT AN EVENNNT~
It's stinkin cold out here lol
April 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Oh hot dang, #portfolioday I guess?
I, uh, make a whole bunch of stuff. Cosplay props, miniature sculpture, resin trinkets, etc.
April 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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a glorious little headshot of my Drifter Calliope done by @wolfynsong.bsky.social !
a lady in her late 20's with silver bull horns, auburn hair in a side-shaved ponytail, glasses, and a livid green, purple and black jacket giving a smug look to someone out of frame, implying the person she's looking at has some sort of romantic intent. it is unknown if she's flirting with someone or if she's teasing someone over their attraction to someone else, but it's depicted by a heart floating near her head.
April 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I love being able to make shit. I had a silly idea a few days ago and now, bam. Dangly rainbow FUCK earrings!
March 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Life sucks sometimes. Sometimes you just gotta paint a tiny little gunslinger velociraptor about it.
March 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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ATTENTION:
March 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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ATTENTION:
KALYMOS CAN WEAR HATS.
March 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The reason you can't romance Flare:
#warframe1999 #lizziegetsjealous
"The myth of consensual sex" meme, normally depicting a man and a woman saying "I consent" with Jesus saying "I dont!" off to the side, now replaced by poorly edited cutouts of Flare and The Drifter giving their consent, with Jesus replaced by Lizzie, the sentient sapient guitar Flare/Temple uses.
March 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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may I jump on this train?
Presenting Drifter Callie, Heart of Gold, Head of Brick, Pure of Spirit, Dumb of Ass.
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Found a shaker mold a while back that looked like a boba tea cup with a kitty head lid, I thought it looked like something a little different... #pokemon, #resincasting
A resin shaker trinket shaped like the face of the Pokemon Gyarados. There's a pokeball, glitter, and two candies inside the open mouth, which can float around freely, like a snow globe.
March 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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QRP with your artwork and share what other passions/jobs/hobbies you have!

I write weird smut, used to play roller derby, and I've been known to rock some karaoke nights with Lady Gaga tracks. I'm also starting my own religion, more or less.
March 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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SPORADIC ART UPDATE
Tako Taco truck from Saints Row 2022, customized out of a Marvel Crisis Protocol Deadpool Chimichanga truck.
#minipainting #saintsrow
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I keep SAYING I'm gonna post my art here and then I never do, lol. Label maker plus resin plus glitter equals snarky pins and magnets.
February 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Introduce yourself with four video games!
Saints Row 2022! this is one of the game covers with the default protagonist (I headcanon her name as "Naomi" sitting on top of the weird cowboy-headed statue that got shoehorned into the game, balancing a sniper rifle casually on one leg. her free hand holds either a burrito or a coffee cup. Borderlands 2! a "psycho" enemy (sorry for the ableist term, this series came out in, like, 2008) who looks like a shirtless tattooed sci-fi jason voorhees points double finger-guns under his chin in mimicry of shooting himself. the "blood spray" behind him shows scenes of the new Vault Hunters battling Handsome Jack, the Primary Antagonist of the game. Team Fortress 2! the Heavy Weapons Guy stands in front of the rest of the lineup, giant minigun "Sasha" in hand. Warframe! my latest hyperfixation after Saints Row. three of the titular Warframes, left to right, Baruuk, Excalibur, and Mesa, do fancy kung-fu action jump poses about to strike a group of Grineer, the Sci-Fi grunt antagonist army faction.
January 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM