I said "ayo, chill out Luci" so loud at 5 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING

It is too early to be witnessing all that lmao

Lucifer has two hands, we'll be fine

We all saw how he grabbed Alastor's waist in Hell's Greatest Dad, he can absolutely still do this

It's about the ✨ Artistry ✨

I know that pisses him off to no end lmao

Alastor needs to smack some confidence and sense into this dumbass (affectionate) King

Alastor fought tooth and nail for every ounce of respect and power he's ever had and here's Lucifer, King of Hell, literally handed this domain with all the political and social power he could ever want, the ability to conjure and change things...and he hides away making ducks with it

Next step is actually him making a duck fursona and making a suit

I mean that's literally all Alastor wanted, to continue his "fun" and retribution

Having an actual excuse and reason to sounds like a pretty good deal

For til death??

If there's one thing he's good at its causing peoblems

Dinner, duh

Doesn't even know his daughter's girlfriend's name but knows the CORRECT SPELLING of his nemesis's name and everything that pisses him off...
Alright man...

Nah fr, why'd they come out swinging?? (I need them to continue)

Also potentially funnier scenario: Alastor has to save Lucifer instead (begrudgingly of course)