does poop have dna?

possibly the funniest book I've found

almost every time I eat pizza, I earnestly think "I feel like a ninja turtle!"

I love when videos say that a stunt will be performed by a professional and then it's a dude wearing flip flops and no helmet

how did my ten year old self never connect the dots that guinness world records is from the fucking beer company

whenever you see a fiat, please remember that the spice girls used one as their getaway car after stealing their master recordings