When Jim Brown stomps the Martian's head in at the end of Mars Attacks you can see how fucked up his toes are bunions and everything ugh horrible I would hate to be the Martian

How does everyone feel about scarves? Like a flight attendant scarf. One like that. I ride the bus a lot if that helps you decide.

For all of Kenny Bania's freakish behavior, his being too full for an actual meal after eating a single hotdog has got to be the most galling to me.

A few decades late but I just finished Evangelion and hey man that was some pretty good stuff there. End of Evangelion tonight. Kinda jazzed?

I'm in dire straits!

I never get more than 6 hours of sleep at a clip and I'm pretty sure Wallace Beery is my favorite actor I'm FUCKED UP.

Rick Bayless seems nice but I assume all chefs are scumbags so I dunno.