Is it a controversial opinion to say that Kindle Unlimited sucks? How about the assertion that RoyalRoad.com, the famed breeding ground of litRPG and progression fantasy, has turned into a digital slop bucket? It drowns readers in a tide of algorithmically-generated mediocrity. If it is controversial, then controversy is desperately needed. This isn’t a casual gripe from a disgruntled reader nostalgic for a golden age that never was.