Transporter
Transporter
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Mystery Machine
Okay I hear you but…free number? Number free go up number? Number goes up and is free AI first number up?
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That’s the ideal and what is actually happening. However gamers are a bunch of Ricky Bobby’s. If you ain’t first you’re LAST.
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Basically the story balance is way too far in the “Warrior of Light” side of the scale and not enough Adventurer.
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I think this will be impossible as long as the Scions remain in the story. Part of the reason why Heavensward was such a shock to the system is that it sidelined all the characters we loved and stuck us with the shitty kid who thought he could solve the world and the asshole Dragoon class rival.
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I can’t believe you tried to buy Donkey Kong Bonanza again.
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Steam is 100% an existential crisis. Not only because it’s a hairs breadth away from a monopoly, but even if you theoretically broke up Steam, whoever is placed in charge of those new retailers WILL be so fundamentally bad at it they might kill the PC gaming market altogether.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Good thing we’re going to transition to a more STABLE , safe, and reliable currency, Bitcoin.
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s wild because WB games was the FIRST ONE people were pointing to as bleeding out
September 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
3 Subs and we get a mom and dad talk about baby for 4 hours podcast.
August 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Got dammit pat stop influencing
August 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
HEAVEN OR HELL, DUEL 1, LETS ROCK
July 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ohh, a good ole zero commitment goon game PC test with Stellar blade would kill some time.
June 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Well I mean if there is any time to play Nightreign it’s now, before “the meta” sets in and the place becomes a toxic hellscape.
May 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m not going to lie, the thing I’m looking forward to from Nightreign is the Nightreign movement and character mods that are gonna be made for Elden Ring.
May 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I will say this, there are two post game super bosses that have some background filling story stuff tied to them that you absolutely should stream as they are cool as shit.
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This seems to have the same effects of the one day blinding stew thanks pat
May 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What boggles the mind about this, is that someone there clearly KNOWS the source material intimately. Because only that level of knowledge can do THIS MUCH FUCKERY. It’s like someone took every point of the DMC canon and decided to play madlibs with it and then put that to paper.
April 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Important Pat note: Game has gear, but it doesn’t suck as hard as Nioh’s shit. Plate/heavy/lightweight, big number=better, and sets are fine but not like build defining. And more importantly if you got something you like you can just sell fucking everything for souls or money back at the hub.
March 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Hi yes I am guy and unfortunately it’s really good. Combat has a great progression, Greatsword feels good, it has several skill trees for each weapon with great abilities. And most importantly when you fuck on something you fuck them UP.
March 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You’d think it would be a weird choice to include literal podracers but here we are.
January 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I have no idea they couldn’t just make this one simple change. He’s a Warlock with a patron and everything, but his secret is that he can’t use his Warlock abilities and instead has to learn how to be a Bard from scratch. Boom. Done. Print it.
December 19, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Okay, I’ll be the toxic one. Fuck that guy for building his character in character while ya’ll were on day zero, the out of character day. You shouldn’t have to re-roll, he should have to play fucking Bard and have some other dumb secret class, or re-roll entirely.
December 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I did it mom I’m famou….wait…
December 15, 2024 at 4:10 AM