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@transonic.media
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| ace & neutrois & nonbinary as heck
| Vancouver, BC, Canada 🇨🇦

Disabled queerdo, democratic socialist, genderless void, professional layabout, social services worker, Canadian patriot. Hopepunk. Patron Saint of the Extremely Online.
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A photo of a raccoon in a shiny lavender dress with its arms extended upwards in a toy aisle of a department store, shelves lined with pink toy packages. The caption reads, "You know what? I WILL cause an inconvenience." End alt text.
July 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Rolling into July with pride, rage, and joy. The Disability Pride flag isn’t just colours—it’s a banner of survival, solidarity, and resistance. We are here. We are worthy. We are not your tragedy. #DisabilityPrideMonth #FuckAbleism
A graphic with a dark grey background and five bold, diagonal stripes slashing across from the top left to the bottom right. The stripes are, in order from left to right: red, gold, white, blue, and green. In the bottom left corner, white text reads #DisabilityPrideMonth. The design is simple, high-contrast, and modern. Each stripe represents a different type of disability: Red: Physical disabilities Gold: Neurodivergence White: Invisible and undiagnosed disabilities Blue: Psychiatric disabilities Green: Sensory disabilities The dark background symbolizes mourning and anger over ableism, while the diagonal stripe shows movement and breaking barriers.
July 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Oh dear! It looks like yours has atrophied.
A BlueSky post by user Kel Biv Devoe reads: "Nobody believes leftists have feelings lmao. We all know you're a bunch of fuckfaces." Bobody liked this post, so the user had to reply to herself: "Waahhh I hate Joe Biden genocide genocide genocide Literally nobody believes the cruelest dumbest people we've ever met cares about Gaza. But okay go on"
May 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state?
A popular meme image known as the "Distracted Boyfriend" format. It shows a man walking with his girlfriend but turning around to look at another woman who is walking past in the opposite direction. In this version: The woman walking past (being looked at) is labeled “ijuana.” The man is labeled “Mar.” The woman he’s ignoring (his girlfriend) is labeled “riage.” Together, the meme forms the word “marijuana” by combining “Mar” + “ijuana,” while humorously suggesting the man is turning away from “marriage” (split as “Mar” and “riage”) in favor of marijuana. It plays on the visual pun by splitting the words “marriage” and “marijuana” across the characters.
May 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Staring into this like it's the news cycle: endless, dizzying, and somehow still getting worse the closer you look.
This image is a mesmerizing optical art piece featuring concentric circles in alternating bands of blue, gold, and black on a white background. The tightly spaced rings create a pulsating or vibrating visual effect, drawing the viewer’s focus toward the center.
May 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Remember Dean Del Mastro, Harper’s ethics bulldog?
Convicted of election fraud. Did time. Now sells ✨RVs✨.

The CPC’s idea of accountability is so broken that their poster boy for honesty ended up hawking extended warranties in Peterborough.

#cdnpoli #CPCclowncar #PierreAndPrejudice
A photo featuring Dean Del Mastro, a heavyset caucasian man with dark hair and a navy blue suit, in handcuffs and approaching a police vehicle.
April 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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you honestly don't know why, eh? does this scaldingly shitty take ring a bell? “Vote better next time” while people are homeless, flooded, or dead is not just unhelpful—it’s cruel. Shame on you.
Nobody Important: "I think what Trump is doing, denying NC FEMA assistance, is morally bankrupt. This said, everyone tried to warn red states voters that he does not care. But people voted for him. So yes, many NC got what they voted for with consequences. Truth hurts, so learn from this and vote better next time"
April 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ah yes, the Old One slumbering beneath the polar ice, summoned not by cultists but by boneheaded tariff policy. That’s what finally does us in—not hubris, not greed… just economic blundering so cosmically stupid it ruptures the veil between dimensions.
Panel by panel breakdown for full effect: 🧓🏼 Trump: “I imposed tariffs on Antarctica.” Cool, love a trade war with a continent made of ice and penguins. 🧓🏼 Still Trump, but now furrowed: “They won’t be able to retaliate.” 🐧 Penguins, chanting: “Tekeli-li, Tekeli-li.” Which, for the deep lore crowd, is a cry of madness from H.P. Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness. So, y’know, not a good sign. The fourth panel is Cthulhu, one eye open.
April 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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A photo of an orange cat peeking out from under a black-and-white throw blanket on the couch. The caption reads, "When you're warm and cozy and safe and also full of stolen sausage."
March 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Image is a femmed version of Chief Miles O'Brien of Deep Space Nine in a Starfleet uniform.
February 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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No, you're way more of a weirdo loser than that.
January 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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[about Thompson] "He died doing what he loved, not getting necessary medical treatment in a timely matter."
December 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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This meme consists of an image and text that plays on irony. The top text reads: > “when someone thinks that pierre poilievre cares about canadian workers” Below this, there's a cartoon-style image from the show King of the Hill. In the image, Peggy Hill, a middle-aged woman, points up toward the sky at an eagle carrying a rabbit in its talons. The scene has a background of a forest with a fire burning in the distance, implying that danger is near. Below, there's a subtitle that says: > “that eagle is carrying that rabbit out of harm’s way.” The humor lies in the fact that, in reality, the eagle is not helping the rabbit but rather capturing it as prey. This misinterpretation is used here to sarcastically imply that anyone believing Pierre Poilievre (a Canadian politician) genuinely cares about Canadian workers is similarly mistaken or naive. The meme suggests skepticism or distrust of Poilievre’s intentions towards the Canadian working class, implying his actions may be more self-serving or harmful than supportive.
November 13, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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This meme is a humorous, illustrated image accompanied by text in a "Did You Know?" format. The top text reads, "DID YOU KNOW?" in large, bold letters within a stylized header, followed by a fun fact: "Long before humans created the Trojan Horse, raccoons developed the Trojan Sasquatch to deceive their predators and remain safe." Below this text is an illustration of a large, humanoid Sasquatch figure. However, the "Sasquatch" is shown to be an elaborate disguise created by a group of raccoons. The inside of the Sasquatch’s form is filled with detailed drawings of raccoons positioned within the limbs, body, and head, as if they’re piloting it from the inside, like a living mech suit. Some raccoons are curled up or leaning against the inner walls, and one is even pictured next to a wheel, presumably used to "steer" the Sasquatch disguise. The illustration plays on the silly "raccoons in a trenchcoat" sight gag in such a clever and creative way to avoid predators, humorously attributing this elaborate plan to them as a pre-human invention. This whimsical concept and the detailed artwork give the image a blend of absurdity and charm.
November 13, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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"Hey, everyone, this is my Dodo friend, Francis Mayweather Gloucester Winchestershirehampstead-on-Glen XIV, and-- holy shit."
A tweet from user Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) reads: "me, totally safe after spending four hours in Jurassic Park's passenger pigeon and dodo sanctuary: 'Fuck happened out here?'" End Description.
March 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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The sign echoes developmental psychology: shaping a child's growth is easier than mending adult psyches. Words carry weight; use them to nurture.
#ConsiderYourWords
Black letters on a white marquee read: "It is easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely."
March 15, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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a black-and-white photo of Prime Minister Netanyahu, with the Hebrew word for “incitement” placed under his nose in a way that appears similar to Adolf Hitler’s iconic mustache.
December 11, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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I've seen ourobouros so many times, in so many iterations, but this would be my favourite.
An image of a YouTube video thumbnail titled 'TERFs Think JK Rowling is Trans'. In a parody of the Gadsden Flag snake, a black-and-white snake against a yellow background is looped in a circle as it eats its own tail. The caption reads, 'Mmmmmdpphmmm'
November 18, 2023 at 6:23 AM
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October 22, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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'Help' is too often a 4-letter word for disabled people. #AskForHelp
Text Description: Adam Grant @AdamMGrant People are happier to help than we expect. Data: we overestimate how inconvenienced they'll feel and underestimate how valued they'll feel. Asking isn't always a burden. It's often an opportunity to help others feel capable and useful. Seeking help is an expression of trust.
September 27, 2023 at 3:04 AM
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#NoAccessNoPeace
#CripplePunk
[Post from Misa on Wheels reads, "you should not have to need accessibility before you care about accessibility. Also, just a reminder that you will more likely than not end up needing it at some point in your life." end image description
September 26, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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A small, young, domesticated raccoon stands on all fours on a bed. It is wearing a raccoon-sized black cowboy hat.
September 25, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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A sunny afternoon on Granville Island, rubbing shoulders with the tourists.
A perspective shot of a pile of oranges in the extreme foreground, with an equal-sized pile of apples behind it. In the background is the setting of a busy produce market.
September 16, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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My weekend plans are decided, what're yours?
September 8, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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If you don't get the reference, you missed the fun days of the Internet.
September 6, 2023 at 3:32 PM