I was kinda hoping he'd drop an O-ring and shit himself to finality on live TV. The only true way for a showman to make his grand exeunt.

Just walls of bullshit, though.

I've got little birdies everywhere, I'll have my flock of birdies in Texas keep an eye out for you.

Quick question, just so I'm aware: would cis women mistaken for being trans also be of interest to the piece you're working up?

Well that's not comfy. That has a bad mouthfeel to it.

This has fuck all to do with chanukah, and idek what the context could possibly be, but he's like a little 80 year old toddler sharing the cool things he learned at schoo-I-mean-work

If anything, his spread is underwhelming and his decor is gaudy, doesn't look like there's much seating, the sun is out, and someone should tell him there are rules about menorahs because whateverthefuck is on that table is just busy.

This chanukah party smells like West Palm Beach (derogatory).