Tell me that Dirk's words here don't just read as a thinly veiled way of saying "I had a total crush on you and then found out we were related." He's infodumping about his special interest (his brother) and is just so obviously in love with Dave.

Dirk is down so fucking bad for Dave. It's there, in the text.

"It was nice to think about you. I passed a lot of time that way."

More like "I masturbated to the thought of you at least once a day."

#stridercesttruther

Dirk Strider's fat jugs deserve to be manhandled by his lecherous 40-something big brother.

Alpha Dave moodboard.