My favorite is when I'm trying to scroll up in a mobile textbox and the two dark castles in front of me are "select only the 3 visible lines of text" and "select everything above or below this point in the message"

but furrst, we need to talk about this Mario's emotional journey of overcoming his fears and doing his best

Someone who doesn't know me was doing weird psychoanalysis bs on me, claiming that I was transphobic and scum b/c I didn't immediately rally behind them interpreting one of my friend's ventpost in bad-faith

Because they are so normal, they decided to reply to my comment 35 times with a screenshot.