i think i was born to be a man because my reading habits are deeply annoying and perverse

in my dreams i can hear you calling my name (day trip to nyc)

i’m turning into a beerposter

their other ciders are probably fine but combining cider with grapefruit and hibiscus was a nightmare and they should feel ashamed

it was so bad i couldn’t even finish it and i was already trying really hard to sunk cost fallacy my way through the can

Here's what this is actually about, dumbass