i wish i could like this x1000

fr tho i’m so proud of myself, cropping this jacket has been my first leather project ever. it’s not the cleanest work but it turned out sososo much better than i expected!!!

this took me like 5 minutes to make because i don’t know how to use phones pls clap

but like GODDAMN DUDE WOULD IT KILL YOU TO JUST ENJOY YOUR EASY JOB THAT ONLY SOMETIMES REQUIRES REAL WORK???? maybe i’m just tweaking but honestly i feel for some of my old managers right now

and i’m all for maximizing efficiency and shit but sir i can’t efficiencymax away samsara. this job is so fucking easy. it’s so fucking easy BECAUSE i’ve spent the last 6 months making changes like this. i think the fact that he didn’t see how much of a shitshow things were prior influences this

yes lmao i was utterly enchanted by them

also bluesky can’t comprehend a post this gay ig

one of the biggest culture shocks i had in london was going into a packed sex shop and asking for vhs cleaner recommendations and having the guy behind the counter go into extreme detail about what each bottle of POPPERS does to your hole when you inhale it

i’ll be alive. i’ll have made it. and my
reward for making it will be the privilege of drinking myself to sleep alone in a house that’s too big for one person thinking about all the girls who never got lucky the way i did. but i’ll have made it. it’ll all be worth it

that they’re not gonna make it. every girl like me i know feels like she was born with an expiration date. 35 is common. i’m turning 30 in a month. lots of my friends are in their 30s despite their best attempts. how many of my friends are gonna be alive in 5 years?

related: i need patches in either b/w or earthy tones if anyone has extras laying around that i could buy :3