Josh McCullough
@tranquility-based.bsky.social
Dad. Nurse. Ex-everything. Lover of breakfast foods. Car guy. Writer. 🥞
That’s wild. “As long as our legs aren’t on fire we aren’t on fire!”
October 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
That’s wild. “As long as our legs aren’t on fire we aren’t on fire!”
Like—look at the evil sneering faces they make—it’s like the scene in Avengers where they go back in time and they’re looking at the Hydra guys like, “Look at these fuckin’ guys! I mean—they LOOK like bad guys—how did we not realize how evil these people are?”
May 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Like—look at the evil sneering faces they make—it’s like the scene in Avengers where they go back in time and they’re looking at the Hydra guys like, “Look at these fuckin’ guys! I mean—they LOOK like bad guys—how did we not realize how evil these people are?”
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF EVIL GENERAL ZOD HOMELANDER SADISTIC ASS SNEER IS THIS
May 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF EVIL GENERAL ZOD HOMELANDER SADISTIC ASS SNEER IS THIS
I like smelling stuff at the candle store. I hate ^being at^ the candle store.
April 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I like smelling stuff at the candle store. I hate ^being at^ the candle store.
oh hell yeah bro
April 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh hell yeah bro
Holy 1995 the 90’s-sized lattes are back
April 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Holy 1995 the 90’s-sized lattes are back
HEY FUCK THIS I guess we’re back to the bad old days of the first Trump Presidency where they’d have black helicopters orbiting with no primary transponders at night. 🤨
March 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
HEY FUCK THIS I guess we’re back to the bad old days of the first Trump Presidency where they’d have black helicopters orbiting with no primary transponders at night. 🤨
SO WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO THEY THINK THEY’RE TARGETING HERE Sesame Street has been on since 1969–the average GOP voter is sixty years old—they know there’s nothing communist or anti-American about fucking SESAME STREET
March 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
SO WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO THEY THINK THEY’RE TARGETING HERE Sesame Street has been on since 1969–the average GOP voter is sixty years old—they know there’s nothing communist or anti-American about fucking SESAME STREET
“OH NO YOU GUYS!! WE CANT WIN BECAUSE COMPETENCE IS IMPOSSIBLE!!” 🙀😩🥺
March 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“OH NO YOU GUYS!! WE CANT WIN BECAUSE COMPETENCE IS IMPOSSIBLE!!” 🙀😩🥺
