A five year old driver? a preposterous idea, wouldn't you say? alas, it is a regular occurrence here in cuppy dog city, and no car crashes have ever occurred either.
She looks like she's having fun so you let her keep driving and after arriving at your destination you make sure to praise her plenty.

Right after you tell her where you gotta go and she starts driving, she pulls both her hands off the steering wheel, looks back at you and excitedly yells "By the way!!!! I'm this many!!!!" You look at her hands, one of them has all five fingers outstretched, the other is balled up in a fist.

I'm literally always saying this

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