Happy Holidays from the Trainwreck extended family! Though there is more in the works, it felt necessary to put out something small before the anniversary, so I didn’t feel too confined to a deadline. Hopefully next update won’t take another two months…

Now, of course, this is not her canon height. She is a little over 2.5 times as tall, at 5’0 on the dot.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. -🍉

Now, you might be wondering “What is the point of all of this!?”
The point, infact, was to compare her height to the canon heights of the Homestuck characters.
Here you can see next to the tallest and shortest Homestuck characters; Equius and Nepeta respectively.
(The website even made JM a baby!)

Finally, for shits and giggles I determined that there are ~34 pixels between the top of her hair and top of the table.
It turns out that her height with hair is 30.65 inches. This means that her hair adds a whopping 7 and a half inches to her height!!!

You can also see I drew a red oval around her head to approximate her head shape. I discovered from the top line to the top of her head is ~20px. This means that JM’s height is 170 pixels. Using the metric of 26in=190px, I determined her to be approx. 23.25 inches.