I thought the Wet Bandits would be behind bars longer than this.

Good job nephew. “Jack a penis lichen poopers” would just be gilding the lily.

If you don’t put the weird worm in, you probably don’t even need birth control.

I had forgotten all about that movie.

Philistines?

Herpes gladiatorum is uh, my submission.

Don’t feel bad, you simply exposed an imposter bollard.

people really don't think about how many things about the US could be fixed trivially by paying someone a wage. we literally dump millions into the state violence people

Sharp!