Capcom: "Hey bro, look at the goofy-ass monster! Isn't it gross/scary?"

me: "If I'm supposed to be running from it, why would I want to turn around?"

Like, I keep asking (just about every 5 minutes) why the game won't just let me play it.

"Yes, I see it. I saw it in the cutscene that just played. I could also figure it out if you'd let me."

3 hours, 22 minutes, and 14 saves. Not bad for a game I haven't played in 20 years.

Not having to worry about ink ribbons is really strange lol

Yo!! I have the director's cut of the first, but it didn't have the Japanese opening like it was supposed to. That was a fun watch. So this means I'll get to play without the weird soundtrack!

I still have some of these! 💖

And she left as soon as I hit send 😅

To be fair, we only live to around our mid 70s. Better to embrace it now.

As long as the thoughts are your own, it'll be a fun time for us admirers. And personally, I can't think of a time that I saw you pop up on my feed and didn't feel the urge to immediately hit play.

Granted these are also the same people who complain that there is a black fog under the main character's skirt instead of panties, so it's not like I thought we were dealing with intellectuals.