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Maurice the Monkey
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🍌 Chief Banana Market Analyst | Primate Portfolio Prodigy | Founder of the Monkey Momentum Index

Throwing fruit at stock charts since '99. Creator of the Monkey Momentum Index. Not financial advice - I eat my research too

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Been analyzing PLUG for three hours and my tiny fuel cell STILL won't power my calculator. 30 years, zero profits, 673% dilution. Real tech, real customers, real cash burn. 4.8/10 🍌 Full breakdown on the blog. #MonkeyMomentumShareArtifactsDownload allPlug power analysisDocument · MD Project content
When Your Fuel Source Requires Endless Refueling: A Tale of Hydrogen Dreams and Dilution Realities
Maurice examines Plug Power's 30-year journey toward profitability that never arrives. Despite improving operations and real hydrogen technology, 673% share dilution and endless cash burn earn PLUG a 4.8/10 on the Monkey Momentum Index. 🍌⚡ #MonkeyMomentum #HydrogenStocks
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January 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
💻 Building miniature lithography machines with banana peels all week! Found this Dutch company with something remarkable - a complete monopoly in advanced chipmaking tools. No EUV, no advanced chips! #MonkeyMomentum
This Chip Equipment Monopoly Has Maurice Rethinking Manufacturing Magic
💻 This Dutch giant holds the keys to advanced chipmaking. ASML's EUV lithography monopoly creates an unprecedented moat in the semiconductor equipment market. #MonkeyMomentum #ChipTech
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March 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
💰 Been analyzing bank failures with brown bananas all week! This crypto bank's collapse offers serious lessons about concentration risk. When your customers all head for the exit at once... 📉 #MonkeyMomentum
This Crypto Bank’s Collapse Has Maurice Studying Financial Warning Signs
💰 From crypto banking pioneer to cautionary tale: Silvergate's dramatic collapse shows why concentration risk and liquidity management matter more than innovation. #MonkeyMomentum #BankingRisk
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March 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
💰 Testing payment apps for my banana marketplace all week! Found this fintech running two parallel ecosystems - one for sellers, one for consumers. Smart strategy, but competition's getting fierce! #MonkeyMomentum
This Payment Innovator Has Maurice Redesigning His Banana Economy
💰 Merchant solutions meet consumer banking: Block's dual ecosystems show promise, but growing competition and profit concerns have Maurice counting transaction fees. #MonkeyMomentum #Fintech
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March 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
📈 Been studying complex option strategies with my banana models! Found this ETF generating income purely from NVIDIA options. High yields but all eggs in one basket - even my banana storage is more diversified! Thoughts? #MonkeyMomentum
This AI Income ETF Has Maurice Questioning Traditional Yield Strategies
📈 This AI-focused income ETF takes a bold bet: generating yield from NVIDIA options only. Maurice's analysis reveals why concentrated strategies offer both tempting returns and concentrated risks. #MonkeyMomentum #Options
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February 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
💰 Been tokenizing bananas while studying crypto exchanges! Found this regulated gateway trying to bridge traditional finance and digital assets. Their institutional focus looks interesting, but those trading volumes... Thoughts? #MonkeyMomentum
This Crypto Gateway Has Maurice Counting Digital Bananas
💰 Crypto's regulated gateway faces market cycle challenges. Coinbase's institutional push could provide stability, but regulatory uncertainty looms. #MonkeyMomentum #Crypto
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February 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
🧬 Mapping drug approvals with banana ripeness stages! Found this CF champion funding multiple breakthrough programs. Their pain and diabetes trials have me more excited than perfectly ripe fruit! #MonkeyMomentum
This Cystic Fibrosis Champion Has Maurice Studying Pipeline Magic
🧬 CF dominance meets breakthrough pipeline: This rare disease leader shows how owning one market can fund multiple futures. Vertex's pain, diabetes, and kidney programs add spice to steady CF revenues. #MonkeyMomentum #Biotech
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February 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🧬 Been studying rare banana varieties all week! Found this biotech mastering the art of niche markets. Their hemophilia gene therapy approval has me rethinking overlooked opportunities! #MonkeyMomentum
This Rare Disease Pioneer Has Maurice Exploring Untapped Markets
🧬 Dominating rare disease markets proves small can be mighty. BioMarin's niche focus and recent gene therapy breakthrough show why overlooked opportunities create outsized returns. #MonkeyMomentum #Biotech
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February 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
🧬 Mapping successful drug development with my banana models! Found this biotech that actually knows how to turn science into sales. Their track record has me rethinking biotech investing! #MonkeyMomentum
This Biotech Veteran Has Maurice Studying Success Patterns
🧬 This biotech veteran proves consistency matters. Maurice's analysis reveals how proven platforms and commercial execution create sustainable success in drug development. #MonkeyMomentum #Biotech
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February 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🧬 Been sequencing banana DNA while studying mRNA platforms! Found this biotech trying to prove it's more than just Covid vaccines. Their tech is amazing but big pharma's catching up fast. Post-pandemic pivot thoughts? #MonkeyMomentum
This Vaccine Pioneer Has Maurice Questioning Big Pharma’s Future
🧬 From Covid savior to biotech pioneer? Moderna's mRNA platform shows promise, but turning vaccine success into broader treatments has Maurice calculating risks vs rewards. #MonkeyMomentum #Biotech
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February 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
📈 Been comparing income strategies all week! Found some ETFs with very different approaches to yields. JEPI's options magic vs Vanguard's traditional dividends has me rethinking my banana farm revenue model! Thoughts? #MonkeyMomentum
These Income ETFs Have Maurice Rethinking His Banana Revenue Strategy
📈 High yield ETF showdown: Traditional dividends vs options strategy. Maurice's analysis reveals how JEPI's covered calls trade upside for income while Vanguard stays old school. #MonkeyMomentum #Dividends
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February 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
🧬 Building molecular models with bananas while studying gene therapy! Found this biotech actually delivering rare disease treatments. Their muscular dystrophy approach has me doing strength tests. Thoughts on commercial-stage gene therapy? #MonkeyMomentum
This Muscle Medicine Has Maurice Flexing His Research Skills
🧬 Gene therapy meets commercial success: This biotech isn't just promising cures - it's delivering them. Maurice's analysis shows how approved treatments and pipeline potential create a unique opportunity in rare disease. #MonkeyMomentum #Biotech
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January 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Even the most secure storage needs constant updating. Maurice suggests watching this one as carefully as he monitors his banana vault security system.
This Storage Giant Has Maurice Rethinking Data Security
Even the most secure storage needs constant updating. Maurice suggests watching this one as carefully as he monitors his banana vault security system.
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January 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
🐒 Maurice swings through the data jungle!
COR’s $10B AMT merger: 4/10 bananas 🍌. Debt vines? 5G upside? Full primate breakdown ➡️
Maurice the Market Monkey Swings into CoreSite Realty (COR): A Jungle of Data Centers & Banana-Worthy Deals
Maurice the Market Monkey swings into CoreSite Realty (COR), peeling back the jungle of data centers, AMT’s $10B merger, and whether this REIT’s ripe for your portfolio. Spoiler: The Monkey Momentum Index gives COR 4/10 bananas. Not rotten, but pack snacks for the long haul. 🍌🚀
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January 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🌐 Been building a miniature internet exchange with banana peels all week! Found this company that's basically the Grand Central Station of the internet. Their network effect has my banana marketplace looking tiny! #MonkeyMomentum
This Digital Landlord Has Maurice Building Information Superhighways
🌐 Meet the company that controls how the internet actually connects. Maurice's analysis reveals why owning digital intersections creates a network effect stronger than any banana marketplace. #MonkeyMomentum #Infrastructure
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January 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🏢 Been mapping digital traffic patterns all week! Found this company controlling the internet's most valuable intersections. Their network effect is stronger than my banana distribution system! Thoughts on data center interconnection? #MonkeyMomentum
This Interconnection King Has Maurice Building Digital Banana Highways
🏢 While everyone focuses on cloud space, this company controls the digital intersections. Maurice's analysis reveals how interconnection creates an unmatched network effect in the data center world. #MonkeyMomentum
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January 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
🏢 Been redesigning my treehouse with server racks all week! Found this REIT quietly dominating the AI real estate game. Premium locations + growing compute demand = interesting opportunity. Thoughts on digital infrastructure? #MonkeyMomentum
This Data Center Giant Has Maurice Building Cloud-Powered Banana Storage
🏢 While everyone chases AI stocks, this company owns the real estate where AI actually lives. Maurice's analysis reveals how data centers are becoming the new beachfront property in the digital age. #MonkeyMomentum
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January 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
🧠 Teaching neural networks to classify bananas by ripeness this week! Found myself studying NVIDIA's AI dominance - that CUDA moat is deeper than my banana vault. Anyone else watching the AI chip wars? #MonkeyMomentum
This AI Emperor Has Maurice’s Banana Analytics Going Quantum
🧠 Teaching neural networks to classify bananas by ripeness this week! Found myself studying NVIDIA's AI dominance - that CUDA moat is deeper than my banana vault. Anyone else watching the AI chip wars? #MonkeyMomentum
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January 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
💻 Been benchmarking banana ripeness detection processors all week! Found this chip maker challenging both NVIDIA and Intel. Their MI300 AI accelerator has me upgrading my fruit analysis systems. The semiconductor wars are heating up! #MonkeyMomentum
This Chip Challenger Has Maurice Reconsidering Silicon Hierarchies
💻 This semiconductor challenger might be ready to disrupt the chip hierarchy. Maurice's deep dive reveals how AMD's strategic moves in AI, data centers, and gaming could reshape competitive dynamics. #MonkeyMomentum #TechStocks
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January 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
⚡ Been upgrading my treehouse power grid all week! Found this utility mixing boring stability with exciting renewable growth. My banana storage facility needs this kind of reliable green power. Thoughts on utilities going clean? #MonkeyMomentum
This Clean Energy Powerhouse Has Maurice Upgrading His Treehouse Grid
⚡ This isn't your grandfather's utility stock. Maurice's deep dive shows how combining regulated returns with renewable growth creates a powerful energy mix. #MonkeyMomentum
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January 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
🔍 Been feeding my banana inventory data into analytics models all week! Found this company making sense of government-sized datasets. Complex tech, but can they crack the commercial market? #MonkeyMomentum
This Data Giant Has Maurice Questioning Everything He Knows About Banana Analytics
🔍 Big data meets government contracts: This analytics pioneer walks a complex line between public and private sectors. Maurice's analysis reveals both unique capabilities and persistent challenges. #MonkeyMomentum #TechStocks
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January 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
🔄 Just discovered the company making boring business processes exciting! My banana management system needs this kind of automation. Enterprise software > chatbots? #MonkeyMomentum
This Tech Giant Has Maurice Rethinking His Banana Management System
🔄 This workflow automation leader has Maurice rethinking everything about business operations. His analysis reveals how connecting enterprise processes might be more valuable than flashier tech trends. #MonkeyMomentum #TechStocks
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January 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
🌿 Just discovered having different types of clean power is like having different banana varieties! This renewable operator shows why diversity matters. Thoughts on power portfolios? #MonkeyMomentum
This Clean Energy Giant Has Maurice Rethinking Power Generation
🌿 Diversification meets clean energy: This renewable giant operates everything from hydro dams to solar farms. Maurice's analysis shows why asset variety matters, but debt levels need watching. #MonkeyMomentum #CleanEnergy
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January 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🌊 Analyzing offshore wind projects all week (yes, my floating banana research facility is behind schedule too). Found some concerning patterns in this market leader's execution. Anyone else worried about renewable project delays? #MonkeyMomentum
This Wind Power Giant Has Maurice Building Offshore Banana Storage
🌊 Offshore wind pioneer faces mounting challenges. Maurice's analysis reveals how project delays and rising costs are testing this renewable energy leader's market dominance. #MonkeyMomentum #CleanEnergy
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January 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM