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stupid_idot123
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worst handcraft genius post 2 follower ratio ever award
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Really depressing that grocery store fridges bother turning their lights on just for me
Sexual perversion is rather like a small rounded stone. Sexual orthodoxy, too, is like a small rounded stone. I am also a small rounded stone in this system of thought.
March 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The reason Slipknot mashups so well with pop is because Slipknot is pop. These mixes are like Aqua or NSYNC with vocal distortion
February 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Grimp-Grimp 9000 and Prime Minister Pumper
February 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m capable of absorbing, processing and proliferating the most complex forms of entertainment known to man. I simply choose to jack off and eat cheeseburgers instead
January 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Before you know it, it’ll be gone, so try to enjoy your diarrhea while it lasts
January 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
10 hours of a skinny guy rhythmically saying “swag. Swag. swag” with a muffled snare on the downbeat
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Had a dream my favorite hat I own was in an exhibition of hyper consumerist goods for posers
January 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oouummgghh a literary allegation just got the new fries fresh out the grease
January 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Onngghh literary allegations got my BUTT fallen off
January 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Donate to ADHD today!!
January 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
NEW YORK HIPSTER voice: “Uh yeah they’re like a pretty niche poster. Their posts are like generic but it’s in like a niche way. Yeah they only have two followers” 🍾🎊
January 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Art: Tis a World of Magic And Machines Twixt the Like Hast Never Seen! ☝️🤠
January 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’m like a white version of Elvis.
January 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I don’t really like popcorn but I will fight tooth and nail to eat it
January 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The Irish Sopr☘️nos
January 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
And And The The… Nebug
January 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
And Let The Games… Gebin
January 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Have you ever take an onion, and put a banana inside through it to roast on a highest heating set? You can sparkle with salt, pepper, and/or sugar to enjoy!
December 29, 2024 at 7:38 PM
🎼O he crawled out of the ocean,🎵
🎵And waaalked across America🎵
🎶 And when he got to the other side in 1776🎵
🎵He pushed out all his guts and blood🎶
🎶Through the tip of his pe-nis🎵
December 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I want She’s Yar lash and nail salon to be open for 1000 years
December 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Making the worlds first feminist movie by, about and for Men
December 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Q: Where do you find looking for?
A: Ahh, there I seek it!
(everyone starts fighting hyperviolently)
December 27, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Kentucky yourself
December 11, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Doing this to my Bitch Whore Ex Wife to a similar degree of praise and adoration
December 9, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Let’s all be afraid!
Let’s all be afraid of the enemy!
Let’s all be afraid!
Of the enemy!
Let’s all be afraid of them!
December 6, 2024 at 6:11 PM