He’s like a black hole. You never actually see him. You only witness him through the absence of star receivers

Even by their standards this one is outrageous

It’s a biblical name

Insanely funny to imagine AI Jesus telling a kid he doesn’t care about his basketball game

Understandable after whatever she said in those three minutes that led to, years later, “Charlie I don’t give a fuck about your big basketball game”

I choose to believe that they killed Grandma at the end of the three minutes as they no longer needed her