So now I'm thinking that this is the time of smut visibility and the main streaming of feminine sexuality and by all the Gods I am so down for that.

And I promise you, this "shrinkage" has nothing to do with inflation. Don't be pissed at the people stealing $50 from Target when wage theft is the largest amount of theft in the country that absolutely nobody talks about.

If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't. You have no idea of their circumstances. Assume the best of people, if you're right then someone doesn't get arrested. If you're wrong, who the fuck cares?

Who on earth's grinchy ass idea of a good use of resources was this? Cruelty at the holidays. I could not give less of a fuck if Walmart and Target lose a couple thousand dollars.

Or want to show off their elegant backsides

As someone with beautiful cats who refuse to take a good picture, I absolutely understand.

*could remember