A “Plus One” Has No Name
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Delivering David O. Russell level comedy without involving the annoyingly burdensome presence of David O. Russell.
Masochism is my superpower.
Movies, Wrestling, and Music opinions are mine and also yours and you should always agree with me.
Masochism is my superpower.
Movies, Wrestling, and Music opinions are mine and also yours and you should always agree with me.
Jesus Christ. I don’t even understand how the DUI hire can speak when consistently tongue juggling the Cheetos beanbag like this.
No amount of frat boy posturing + grabbing your wife’s knees is going to erase the dirt on yours. You bent the knee and opened wide for Air Force One-Inch, you cuck.
No amount of frat boy posturing + grabbing your wife’s knees is going to erase the dirt on yours. You bent the knee and opened wide for Air Force One-Inch, you cuck.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Jesus Christ. I don’t even understand how the DUI hire can speak when consistently tongue juggling the Cheetos beanbag like this.
No amount of frat boy posturing + grabbing your wife’s knees is going to erase the dirt on yours. You bent the knee and opened wide for Air Force One-Inch, you cuck.
No amount of frat boy posturing + grabbing your wife’s knees is going to erase the dirt on yours. You bent the knee and opened wide for Air Force One-Inch, you cuck.
That’d require them to declare the Emperor has no clothes + treat Trump like Biden (who they knew would respect rule of law & not seek retribution.)
So by the transitive property of bullshit, I can logically conclude they are cowards.
Or whores for big daddy, so the FCC approves their mergers.
So by the transitive property of bullshit, I can logically conclude they are cowards.
Or whores for big daddy, so the FCC approves their mergers.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That’d require them to declare the Emperor has no clothes + treat Trump like Biden (who they knew would respect rule of law & not seek retribution.)
So by the transitive property of bullshit, I can logically conclude they are cowards.
Or whores for big daddy, so the FCC approves their mergers.
So by the transitive property of bullshit, I can logically conclude they are cowards.
Or whores for big daddy, so the FCC approves their mergers.
Retroactively deciding a citizen doesn’t meet YOUR criteria of being a citizen (aka “non-white”) is absolutely wild. I am furious at every news outlet that refuses to plant their feet and say “these are legal American citizens. Full stop. No caveat.”
Not as commentary, but fact based reporting.
Not as commentary, but fact based reporting.
caveat.like
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Retroactively deciding a citizen doesn’t meet YOUR criteria of being a citizen (aka “non-white”) is absolutely wild. I am furious at every news outlet that refuses to plant their feet and say “these are legal American citizens. Full stop. No caveat.”
Not as commentary, but fact based reporting.
Not as commentary, but fact based reporting.
This is the bottom of the slippery slope I always feared was coming when we started acting Twitter mattered in the real world.
September 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This is the bottom of the slippery slope I always feared was coming when we started acting Twitter mattered in the real world.
Nah. That would be such a one-sided win. As a former employee of a church, there are often more Atheist and lapsed Catholics that have read the Bible in a deep way than your average Leviticus Rage Monkey.
And as a current Christian, I need these fools to stop claiming my crew and repping my set.
And as a current Christian, I need these fools to stop claiming my crew and repping my set.
September 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Nah. That would be such a one-sided win. As a former employee of a church, there are often more Atheist and lapsed Catholics that have read the Bible in a deep way than your average Leviticus Rage Monkey.
And as a current Christian, I need these fools to stop claiming my crew and repping my set.
And as a current Christian, I need these fools to stop claiming my crew and repping my set.
Anger is the product they are selling.
And more people than anyone wants to admit is buying, and buying on margin.
And more people than anyone wants to admit is buying, and buying on margin.
September 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Anger is the product they are selling.
And more people than anyone wants to admit is buying, and buying on margin.
And more people than anyone wants to admit is buying, and buying on margin.
This was the opening of Independence Day.
September 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This was the opening of Independence Day.
When Pakistan is more energy progressive than the United States…
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September 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When Pakistan is more energy progressive than the United States…
Sundance finally joined Butch in Bolivia.
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September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sundance finally joined Butch in Bolivia.
In sports they call this the notebook dump; once a player gets traded, the reporters dump out their notebooks and tell all the stories they couldn’t when the player was in town and covered by the team. Umbrellas gone? Rains a Comin.
Credit @billsimmons.bsky.social
Credit @billsimmons.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In sports they call this the notebook dump; once a player gets traded, the reporters dump out their notebooks and tell all the stories they couldn’t when the player was in town and covered by the team. Umbrellas gone? Rains a Comin.
Credit @billsimmons.bsky.social
Credit @billsimmons.bsky.social
That explains all the shit on the floor…
September 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
That explains all the shit on the floor…
That’s first week of two-a-days stuff. PROTECTED THE BALL ATLANTA!!! 🏈 🔐
September 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
That’s first week of two-a-days stuff. PROTECTED THE BALL ATLANTA!!! 🏈 🔐
There’s no debate if the other sides’ argument is unlawful.
That’s “Minority Report” levels of thought = action. The notion that one should be weighed and judged like the other is mind boggling.
Because, congrats, you just invented thoughtcrime in the real world.
This feels relevant:
That’s “Minority Report” levels of thought = action. The notion that one should be weighed and judged like the other is mind boggling.
Because, congrats, you just invented thoughtcrime in the real world.
This feels relevant:
September 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There’s no debate if the other sides’ argument is unlawful.
That’s “Minority Report” levels of thought = action. The notion that one should be weighed and judged like the other is mind boggling.
Because, congrats, you just invented thoughtcrime in the real world.
This feels relevant:
That’s “Minority Report” levels of thought = action. The notion that one should be weighed and judged like the other is mind boggling.
Because, congrats, you just invented thoughtcrime in the real world.
This feels relevant: