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tractorgoth.bsky.social
🦇Ash the Ninth🎃
@tractorgoth.bsky.social
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Beer, bees, belligerent bisexual and all around rake. Mostly farm pictures and being gay on main. Runs the #Skyrats feed! ☁️🐀

The artist alternately known as swornbothers/raisedbycats. Click on over to Media for the uncut good stuff.
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Because the universe *cough*unitedstates*cough* is a cruel and fickle bitch, during the course of this move Cassie has had to go through a 2nd major surgery, Brent's father sadly passed away, and he was in a serious car accident involving a semi that totaled their vehicle.
A red ford focus that isn't so much car shaped anymore as much as it is a crumpled up wad of red tissue paper.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Fully admit I decided on colors by picking what would look nice with my plants and their stand
A black iron plant stand covered in succulents and odds and ends against a bright blood red wall
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I saw a bit of it below the trees today, didn’t know we were getting a Supermoon but I definitely stopped and said damn!! Big moon!!*

*as usual I swear it looked much bigger than this lol
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Sharing finished blood kitchen pics out of color spite since we finally got all the trim in

I think we did great with the sith tile for a diy job with a horrifically unforgiving shape, frankly
Bright red kitchen with light colored natural hickory cabinets, stainless appliances, black hex tile backsplash, and black granite counters in a cheapo manufactured house. It’s actually pretty clean af the moment One counter of the kitchen with under cabinet lighting and black tile
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Cat: Some assembly required
A white and orange cat curled in a ball leaning on someone on a couch, his back legs are stuck out straight above his head and his tail is curled over his face
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I've been trying to buy THIS unusual beauty and I'm on my third attempt, second size, and second color

I am captivated by how NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS she is and I must have her or I will go DERANGED

(I really wanted the cream and red but I settled for the brown)
Kind of a medieval tapestry vibe rug mad up of floral rectangles inside an ornate floral border in gold, cream, and deep red. It's also WOOL which is important because I'm SICK of breathing plastic fibers all winter Same but in a darker moodier gold, brown, black scheme
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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lol I don’t share mine much for the same reason. I listen to a LOT of things but the vast majority are just the same soundtracks I listen to while working

Cult, Borderlands, BG3, and Subnautica finally kicked Minecraft and Slime Rancher down the list this year tho after like, three years 😆
Apple Music replay list of top artists listened to, river boy, Jeremy soule, Michael McCann, borislav slavov, and Ben prunty
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Let’s fucking go??? Looks like I’m about to be back on the petition circulation train

I’ve worked with Voters Not Politicians twice before, they are REALLY good at this. No one thought the redistricting commission had a snowflake’s chance in hell but we fucking DID IT
Proposal to block corporate campaign contributions from government contractors and utilities
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Unhinged update on the rug saga
Email from wayfair informing me my order of a rug that’ll really pull the room together and on which some of my sanity hangs will be delayed a THIRD time, this time until JUNE
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Michael and the No Good Very Bad Horse-Eating Snow Man
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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See a cool person on Reddit rescuing retired draft horse

Look on their profile for more horse pics and they also paint

They made an AMAZING stilsuit cosplay

They just had top surgery and are nonbinary

Google, how do you propose to a stranger over the internet 5 secs after you see them
Vince McMahon laser eyes
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Stampeeeeeeeeede
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Today in D&D: facing the perils of fantasy iowa
woman sinking and screaming in a corn silo
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Writing Gideon is such a joy
Text of a document: Harrow managing to look more like a corpse than usual was impressive considering how much of her daily routine involved cadaver makeup, her thin lips barely moving with the clipped words. “I said, thank you.” Gideon twitched a little, oscillating between oddly touched (imagine hearing those words, in that order, from that mouth, directed at herself), resentment (is it really a thank you if you’re some kind of indentured servant), and some secret, third thing. She shoved the third thing back under the floorboards and experimented with the other two, just to see what it was like. “You’re welcome. I mean, fuck you, also, for blackmailing me through space, and you’re welcome for the lift, and again, fuck you for running off all cryptic and leaving me to deal with these freaks, and you’re welcome for bringing those freaks to find you, and yet again in conclusion, fuck you for almost getting yourself killed and making me think you were dead.” She leaned back, satisfied, prepared to have her skull closely acquainted with the bedpost at speed, but Harrow just looked back at her, lightly stunned. “Still too low on blood for a snappy comeback, huh? That’s fine, I have literally nothing but time when I’m not hauling your bony ass up-“ “Why did you?” Harrow interrupted. Gideon stumbled over her tongue to an awkward halt. The secret third thing rattled under the floorboards and she stomped on it vigorously. “Why did I what.”
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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breaking the generational abuse cycle POST SOMETHING RANDOM TO HAVE A BETTER DECEMBER THAN THE LAST
Text post by taxidermychrist reads what’s a girl got to do to be a guy around here
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I had to grow mine! Started em six years ago from baby bare root twigs!
Two baskets of wine cap mushrooms and small plums Trees absolutely LOADED with plums
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Also can’t describe how much work cooking down and straining out all the skins and peels from four gallons of grape sized plums is
4 gallon bags of frozen plums plus some raspberries Discarded bright red plum pits and skins
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Cannot describe to you how good this spiced plum black raspberry jam is, I would kill a man over it

Cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, ton of American plums, couple cups black raspberry to color it and punch up the tartness
Big pot full of golden, red and purple colored American plums, just bigger than cherry tomatoes Dutch oven of brilliant red thick jam with star anise floating in it
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Here we go boys
Snowfall map of Michigan for the next few days , 20 to 40 inches in the upper peninsula Wind speed map, 50-60mph in some places Windchill minimums, single digits in the center
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you
Venn diagram of therapy, d and d, and bdsm. Overlaps include schedule conflicts, cry if you need to, shortage of dungeon masters, and good session in the center A scratchy sketch of an old man with a sewing machine surrounded by skrunkly rats in witch outfits. On the phone he says homemade this year. I had the fabric so I just went for it. Artist is pantspants on instagram Couple character meme sketch of two dead eyed individuals holding hands. Text: we both have a lot of unresolved personal issues that making out might not help but can’t make worse Tuvok from Star Trek says do not mistake composure for ease
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Scientists are unsure how this organism propelled itself, possibly it was a marine animal that locomoted in a circular fashion with its single cilia
A gray and black fluffy tabby cat sleeping in a perfect indecipherable sphere except for one leg sticking out to the side
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November Friday mood
A fluffy gray tabby cat lying cozily under a blanket on the couch, just her head and paws out
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Every day I get up and I look in the mirror at my no boobs and I have a great day. Totally missed my T-versary and coming up on 18 months

Also these gym shirts got way sluttier which is sort of the opposite of what I expected lol
White transmasc person with short dark hair in a gray Henley taking a selfie in the mirror of fucking sexy bathroom in pale sea glass paint and white subway tile colors, it’s gorgeous dude trust me Same person and bathroom but kinda sweaty in a frankly whorish black race back weyland yutani tank top
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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It occurs to me now I FINALLY have some wood I could grow mushrooms in!! Pretty much everything I have here is live oak, pine, long dead, or too healthy to cut!

…as soon as I uh

As soon as I get them cut. Jesus they’re big, wish I had a mill

Anyway, if you need free wood and chips! Sign up!
Pile of really large maple logs, like 18 inches across and 6 to 8 feet long Same but pretty sure these are oak despite being told it was all maple
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Finished Andor yesterday
Tom hardy as Eddy Brock in the lobster tank. He is going through it
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM