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TRACTION_AVANT
@traction-avant.bsky.social
New Orleans based purveyor of annoying music and swearing. He/him
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yeah, anyway, there's a bit where the main guy looks at the camera and says "I'm really terrified" and it looks just like that.
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This reminds me of that film project about a witch called Blair or something. Can't remember the name.
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Anything by trumans water.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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ALT: Humidity Cool GIF
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October 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Please don't sully the good name of spam by associating it with this fascist ghoul. I had a fried spam sandwich for breakfast and it was bloody delicious.
August 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If it was written by grok everything would cost $14.88 and the kids meal would come with a free mechahitler action figure.
July 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
C'mon guys, none of us will ever know the pain of not being able to find a hat that fits you apart from those giant novelty foam cowboy hats. Try a little empathy maybe?
July 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I read this as guitar racism and immediately thought you were talking about Eric Clapton.
July 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Great work!
July 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
June 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I've always loved this recipe. It works well with rotisserie chicken if you splash a little stock on the pasta. www.nigella.com/recipes/tagl...
Tagliatelle With Chicken From the Venetian Ghetto
I have the estimable Claudia Roden to thank for introducing me to this, and my gratitude is immeasurable. It is such a crucial part of my life. And it’s very simple: you roast a chicken, and then tea...
www.nigella.com
June 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I had some feelings I don't understand at a drag show and now I want nuclear war with Iran.
June 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We all knew that but it's worth repeating.
June 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They're too busy going to Applebee's in their f150 with a thin blue line sticker and a worrying ticking sound coming from the engine. After pounding a few domestics and being politely rebuffed by the teenage hostess they'll head home, send threatening texts to their ex and look at katanas on Amazon.
June 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hey! My dog is called shug too!
June 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
youtu.be/mruGgEXDZKU?...

Pretty much anything by trumans water should do the trick.
Trumans Water - "Rations"
YouTube video by paperdrums
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May 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If they were going for a real builders breakfast they would have tasted like a can of monster, 2 ibuprofen and 4 Marlboro lights.
May 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Ma'am, this is America, we use inches here.
April 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM