We had one school shooting in the UK that changed everything. Immediate gun control (not a ban, control). It changed things for the good. We still have knife violence, but in comparison to mass slaughter of children it's limited. It's not that difficult.

Oh look Me Me & Bi Bi look look, it's Me Me Me Me Me Me Me etc

The youngsters do seem a bit fearless. I was sat doing a crossword a few days ago when my arm got a creepy feeling. This was crawling up my arm. It certainly gives you a start! A young Golden Tree Snake, I'm in Thailand, they can fly glide is a better term. I've watched the adults change trees.

With thanks to the creator of this.

I met an anti gay activist yesterday he shook my hand on leaving. Goodness they are so alpha male and the butchness was amazing. Doctors have assured me I can remove this as soon as I get home if I need to masturbate to relieve the frustration.