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S. The Galactic Gecko
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Born under the moonlight that bathed the rooftops of a forgotten city. Not content to scurry in shadows, seeking warmth and safety, I would sit beneath the stars, listening to the tales passed down by elders, stories of gods, monsters, and forgotten heroes
14 is more than 13.
So...

There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the hoax.
The Toad was framed.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Obey the Toad.
Question nothing.
Forget everything.

Ribbit eternal.
August 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the Deal.
The Deal is good.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.
July 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It was this gem. Im sorry but i had to include the audio 🤣
July 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Mortals!
You always blamed us, the lizards, the scaled watchers, the wall dwellers.
But it was never us.

It was the Toads!
Hypnotic. Blinking.
Croaking lies through gilded teeth and golden towers.
You laughed…
and now you leap, entranced.

The truth was always in plain sight.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.
July 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the Deal.
The Deal is good.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.

#EpsteinClientList
#EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump
#CheetoCaesar
#hyonotoad
July 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Something like this...
July 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
After a short cosmic break i am back with the only known footage from Epstein's public access sing-along pilot. Aired only once.

#CheetoCaesar #donaldtrump #jeffreyepstein #AlanDershowitz #epsteinfiles #maga
July 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
June 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
😀
June 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is what the rest of the universe saw.

A couple of universal truths

- The longer the procession, the shorter the sword.
- Parades are for men who mistake attention for respect and noise for power.

#maga #trump #parade #potus #GOP #sadparade
June 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
June 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It is official.
#elonmusk said #realDonaldTrump is proudy and shows him attitude.

#TrumpVsMusk #TrumpIsProudy #FriendshipEnded #Tesla #MAGA
June 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The evidence is everywhere!
June 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
First strongly worded letters and now this?
Wow, W O W, i bet Trump is so scared.
May 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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May 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Something was missing...
May 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Howdy rangers and rangerettes
May 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Last one. I promise.
May 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This opened the floodgates 😀.
May 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Once, the cry was "only women wear tutus!" Now, some wish to guard the stage once more, forgetting that the joy of smashing norms was to make tutus, tiaras, and tyrants everyone’s playground.

The dress was never the joke, but the fragile ego drowning in it.

One inspired by thus interaction 🦎
May 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM