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T 🧿🐚
@traceyx.bsky.social
Professional over-thinker, fluent in sarcasm, mischief maker, bad ass, dickhead.
A milkshake tax?
Could not make this shit up. Never mind that people can’t afford to heat their homes, or buy basic food items.

PUNISH THE MILKSHAKES
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Monday tomorrow. Ugh.
I am going to see if I can get through the day without doing swear words just because I like a challenge.
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
‼️ Michael Buble Christmas song being played on the radio.

Take cover.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
No Bluesky, let’s not go there.
Do not want.
"Find friends by phone" is a common tool in social networks. We're proposing a secure scheme and requesting comments from the dev community.

Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
Request For Comments: A secure contact import scheme for social networks | Bluesky
This article outlines plans for a future Bluesky feature \- it doesn’t exist yet\! By sharing our ideas early, we hope to solicit feedback from the community.
docs.bsky.app
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
At the end of the day, it’s all a load of bollocks isn’t it?

*my response to most things now.
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
David and Nick deserved to lose for being so stupid.

#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fucks sake. Idiots!

#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Well the Asda Christmas tv advert is already annoying as shit and it’s only the 2nd November.
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’ve had 2 hours sleep. Nobody mess with me today.
a baby is sitting in a car seat with a funny face .
ALT: a baby is sitting in a car seat with a funny face .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Kate Garraway is about as useful on The Traitors as a bicycle for a goldfish
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why is the “saved post” button right in prime position for the scrolling finger to accidentally hit?
I’m accidentally saving posts as I scroll like there is no tomorrow.
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Being wide awake since 7am on a Sunday morning is just not the one
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
And just like that, my week off is over.

Meh. 😠
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Alan Carr getting way too cocky now when he’s the most obvious Traitor since Linda, it’s just the Faithful are too useless to see it
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This lot on the Celebrity Traitors are absolutely hopeless at this game 🤦🏼‍♀️
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Currently in my craving Jaffa cakes era
October 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I’ve just walked into a huge spiders web outside with a big spider inside it whose body is so big it looks like it could explode….it landed on my shoulder 😩

Send help
a cartoon character is sitting in front of a shelf that says nick on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in front of a shelf that says nick on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Spending a stormy afternoon watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story 😬

It’s been a while since something I have watched made me feel nauseous….snacks not required when watching this!
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It’s FREEZING. I am not compatible with these temperatures.
September 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing.

This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.
September 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just went to hang some washing out in the garden, was midway through and saw something move out of the corner of my eye, looked down and there was a massive spider ON MY BOOB 😩

Send cake (for me, not the spider, he’s had enough excitement)
September 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Me every time the John Lewis advert with the bloke “singing” ‘And the beat goes on’ is aired. Offensive on the eardrums.

😬🙉
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words nosen dahom sna written below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words nosen dahom sna written below him
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My tiredness level is saying it’s Friday.
It’s not Friday. Absolute fuckery at its finest there.
September 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
No Tommy Ten Names, I am not scared to walk the streets because of immigrants - I am scared to walk the streets because of men like you and the ones who blindly support you.
September 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Noticed today that a local “patriot” has taken the trouble to scale a lamppost and hang the Union Flag from it.
It’s upside down. 🙄 what a knobber.
September 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM