Yessss 🌲

I saw a joke tourist guide to Britain that listed our national dish as the Tesco Meal Deal and honestly who could dispute that?

I also got that vibe.

The fencing is there to keep the chicken contained.

DON'T. OPEN. THE GATE.

But he's asked me to go in and do a talk to the whole class! I tried to explain it wasn't that different but then he couldn't fathom what life was like without an interactive whiteboard and with just one BBC computer in the corner to play Granny's Garden. So maybe I *am* very old?

Is there an opposite to telling someone to chill? Sometimes I wonder if certain people are angry enough...

I found an untouched layer of '24' box sets last week, season 1 to 4 all clustered together on the table outside

…Let me say that again: Expert coders using "generative AI" demonstrated a nearly 20% *increase* in their time, vs when writing code on their own; oh, and those increases are *worse* on the tasks with which they have more familiarity.

But that's not even the crucial part; this is the crucial part:…

My first reaction: nobody can declare themselves the Roti King

After I saw the rotis: well, ok

It does feel compulsory.

I have my mum's old Delia cook books from the same period so I could technically do a whole dinner party with hedgehog centre pieces, but would anyone actually eat the food?