The Inner Lives of Supermodels
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Double, double, toil and trouble! Flower burn and handbag bubble!
By the shimmer of my clothes, I foresee another awkward pose!
By the shimmer of my clothes, I foresee another awkward pose!
April 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Double, double, toil and trouble! Flower burn and handbag bubble!
By the shimmer of my clothes, I foresee another awkward pose!
By the shimmer of my clothes, I foresee another awkward pose!
I swear to God Lisa if I see one scorpion I'm holding you responsible
March 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I swear to God Lisa if I see one scorpion I'm holding you responsible
My God… it’s my grade school teacher Mr Balco—dead these 30 years!
February 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
My God… it’s my grade school teacher Mr Balco—dead these 30 years!
For two decades I have fed of the silk of the zung-zung worm.. The hour is at hand
January 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
For two decades I have fed of the silk of the zung-zung worm.. The hour is at hand
POV: A former patient has spotted you at the opera with another of your former patients
December 18, 2024 at 10:06 PM
POV: A former patient has spotted you at the opera with another of your former patients
You SAT on my 16th century Thuringian drinking glass???
December 2, 2024 at 12:56 AM
You SAT on my 16th century Thuringian drinking glass???
When you sell all your furniture for one sick suit.
November 28, 2024 at 8:56 AM
When you sell all your furniture for one sick suit.
POV: You brought your fatal, blinding deathray to the party but whoops a mole has tipped off your enemies
November 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
POV: You brought your fatal, blinding deathray to the party but whoops a mole has tipped off your enemies
"So before anything else happens, Daddy wants to know how much money you make. And I'm afraid the truth isn't going to cut it"
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
"So before anything else happens, Daddy wants to know how much money you make. And I'm afraid the truth isn't going to cut it"
god i fucking love brushing my teeth
September 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM
god i fucking love brushing my teeth
POV: you are a juicy mollusc
February 18, 2024 at 10:34 AM
POV: you are a juicy mollusc
POV: you just outbid everyone for the rare Daniel Ash picture disc
January 11, 2024 at 2:24 PM
POV: you just outbid everyone for the rare Daniel Ash picture disc
There is only one plane a day off this island and Janine? You better be on it. No it's NOT okay. Hot tub is sacred Janine. You broke our trust.
December 4, 2023 at 11:09 PM
There is only one plane a day off this island and Janine? You better be on it. No it's NOT okay. Hot tub is sacred Janine. You broke our trust.
POV: Alexander Skarsgard has just realized you're about to break up with him
September 27, 2023 at 10:06 PM
POV: Alexander Skarsgard has just realized you're about to break up with him
Wait, somebody around here is eating *sniffs* Utz Red Hot
August 15, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Wait, somebody around here is eating *sniffs* Utz Red Hot
If Vincent demands this rollercoaster one more time I swear to god
August 11, 2023 at 10:16 AM
If Vincent demands this rollercoaster one more time I swear to god