“oh no…i don’t think you’re hot at all. i’m just agreeing to having sex with you every night for the physical activity”

“sorry i can’t be friends with you… i’ve fallen in love with you”

but not if you have a big dick, ewww that’s just kinda weird :/ unnatural FREAK

someone fuck me in the ass please

i don’t know if foreplay is usually involved with anal i don’t watch porn