This is the shit that pops up when you hit straight cherries on the slot machine
August 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is the shit that pops up when you hit straight cherries on the slot machine
My friends and I have started sending each other texts like spectacle Democrats
July 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My friends and I have started sending each other texts like spectacle Democrats
Actual news: Trump administration cutting federal funding for California, tipping the scales in the Republicans’ favor for total control. Sending US military into Los Angeles to end protests
CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰
CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰
June 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Actual news: Trump administration cutting federal funding for California, tipping the scales in the Republicans’ favor for total control. Sending US military into Los Angeles to end protests
CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰
CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰
This could give Hemingway a run for his money
June 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This could give Hemingway a run for his money
Niles is on a diet. I gave him a big talk on how spoiled rotten he is because all he does is cry and beg all day. He is going to assassinate me in my sleep.
June 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Niles is on a diet. I gave him a big talk on how spoiled rotten he is because all he does is cry and beg all day. He is going to assassinate me in my sleep.
we're fuckin in the rayquaza truck tonight, babe
June 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
we're fuckin in the rayquaza truck tonight, babe
oh, you verbs? you pussy? woke?
May 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
oh, you verbs? you pussy? woke?
Modelo Pikachu weather is here
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Modelo Pikachu weather is here
Just deleted Duolingo after a 650-day streak
May 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Just deleted Duolingo after a 650-day streak
Hi everyone, I'm a former MrBeast employee, and color me shocked that he didn't think it through that maybe this was a bad thing to quote tweet. Color me shocked that his fiancee from South Africa didn't think this one through.
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hi everyone, I'm a former MrBeast employee, and color me shocked that he didn't think it through that maybe this was a bad thing to quote tweet. Color me shocked that his fiancee from South Africa didn't think this one through.
Mikey Madison chicken jockey (my advisors tell me these keywords will give me a billion likes)
April 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Mikey Madison chicken jockey (my advisors tell me these keywords will give me a billion likes)
reminder that these are the dumbest people in the world
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
reminder that these are the dumbest people in the world
the capitalist doomsday clock has gotta be top five "maybe this shouldn't exist" concepts of all time
April 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the capitalist doomsday clock has gotta be top five "maybe this shouldn't exist" concepts of all time
Finally getting around to playing Chrono Trigger for the first time
March 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Finally getting around to playing Chrono Trigger for the first time
What rocks is that the average American has already forgotten that we had like three stock market scares during Trump’s first term. Now this is happening and it’s like… homie all we could talk about during December of 2018 was the bear market
March 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What rocks is that the average American has already forgotten that we had like three stock market scares during Trump’s first term. Now this is happening and it’s like… homie all we could talk about during December of 2018 was the bear market
opinion on Coalossal, future representative Abughazaleh?
March 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
opinion on Coalossal, future representative Abughazaleh?
For my birthday this year I decided to celebrate by growing to be 2,000 feet tall and conquering New York City. Happy Birthtrey, everyone!
March 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
For my birthday this year I decided to celebrate by growing to be 2,000 feet tall and conquering New York City. Happy Birthtrey, everyone!
I’m so happy making Billions Of Dollars is never enough 🥰
March 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m so happy making Billions Of Dollars is never enough 🥰
Hey bud, we knew this when the Cybertruck was revealed in 2019
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hey bud, we knew this when the Cybertruck was revealed in 2019
When I tell someone “I’m a really big fan of house music” this is what I’m referring to
March 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When I tell someone “I’m a really big fan of house music” this is what I’m referring to
Ate an absolutely amazing Indian cuisine in Manhattan this evening. I think I might have witnessed a guy breaking up with his girlfriend to my left. They prayed for their meal before they ate. The palak shorba was sublime.
March 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ate an absolutely amazing Indian cuisine in Manhattan this evening. I think I might have witnessed a guy breaking up with his girlfriend to my left. They prayed for their meal before they ate. The palak shorba was sublime.
happy Fat Fuck Tuesday, everybody
March 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
happy Fat Fuck Tuesday, everybody