Caprina (Miia)
@tr1ste.bsky.social
2026 bingo card: a public statement that he’s 90% done with the new book but he dyes before it comes out 💔 HURRY UPPPPP #asoiaf #got #gameofthrones #asongoficeandfire #grrm
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 AM
2026 bingo card: a public statement that he’s 90% done with the new book but he dyes before it comes out 💔 HURRY UPPPPP #asoiaf #got #gameofthrones #asongoficeandfire #grrm
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I’ve officially split my head open on the cupboard and hit 0 on my bank accounts in the same day
August 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’ve officially split my head open on the cupboard and hit 0 on my bank accounts in the same day
Me when i calculate the parable of my pee
April 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Me when i calculate the parable of my pee
I think I was just possessed by an angel
March 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I think I was just possessed by an angel
Spoke too soon turns out the answer was violence all along
March 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Spoke too soon turns out the answer was violence all along
Hypothetically if this was stuck and I couldn’t get it off and my fingers started to bleed trying to loosen it what would I do hypothetically asking for a friend FUCKIGN STUPID CAPOS THEY NEVER WORK
March 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hypothetically if this was stuck and I couldn’t get it off and my fingers started to bleed trying to loosen it what would I do hypothetically asking for a friend FUCKIGN STUPID CAPOS THEY NEVER WORK
Uh oh stinky poooop hahahah stinkyyy uh oh I think I just made a poopie pooping pants no diaper that’s funny ahahahahah stinkyyyyyy poooooooooop uh oh stinky
March 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Uh oh stinky poooop hahahah stinkyyy uh oh I think I just made a poopie pooping pants no diaper that’s funny ahahahahah stinkyyyyyy poooooooooop uh oh stinky
I think about this every single day
March 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think about this every single day
Hat I wear near ur mom (hard)
March 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hat I wear near ur mom (hard)
professional as always
@mikaelkristian.bsky.social
@mikaelkristian.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
professional as always
@mikaelkristian.bsky.social
@mikaelkristian.bsky.social
The way AI is just so confidently wrong (it’s both in the foot and hand)
March 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The way AI is just so confidently wrong (it’s both in the foot and hand)
Down so bad I have her x ray saved
March 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Down so bad I have her x ray saved
I just came to the bathroom to brush my teeth and I have the full length mirror in there & I'm just wearing an oversized hoodie and all of a sudden I see this big brown fucking LUMP stuck to the back of my thigh and I exclaim "WHAT THE FUCK?!" while smacking my leg. It was a coco pop.
March 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I just came to the bathroom to brush my teeth and I have the full length mirror in there & I'm just wearing an oversized hoodie and all of a sudden I see this big brown fucking LUMP stuck to the back of my thigh and I exclaim "WHAT THE FUCK?!" while smacking my leg. It was a coco pop.
What’s wrong babe you haven’t even touched your Minions macaroni
March 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What’s wrong babe you haven’t even touched your Minions macaroni
ORANSSI PAZUZU!!!! Ignore my autistic ass scream I was feeling it 😠
#experimentalmetal #metal #concert #oranssipazuzu
#experimentalmetal #metal #concert #oranssipazuzu
March 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ORANSSI PAZUZU!!!! Ignore my autistic ass scream I was feeling it 😠
#experimentalmetal #metal #concert #oranssipazuzu
#experimentalmetal #metal #concert #oranssipazuzu