THE WHOLE WORLD IS A TUNNEL THE EXACT DIAMETER OF THE SNAKES BODY AS HE SLITHERS THROUGH IT ALL HISS NO BRAKES

EVERY TIME I GO ONLINE A BONE SPILLS OUT OF MY BODY AND A DOG STEALS IT

LATER HE USES IT TO PLAY THE XYLOPHONE AT A HAUNTED JUBILEE WHILE SOME FUCKING SKEKETONS DANCE

AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT ONLINE ANYMORE

DEFINITIONS WITHOUT WORDS:

THE PANICKY FEELING THAT SETS IN WHEN A TOOL OR ITEM YOUVE BEEN USING REGULARLY, SOMETHING YOU MIGHT DESCRIBE AS "CRUCIAL," IS NOW OUT OF PRODUCTION AND THE FEELING OF BETRAYAL AND SHAME THAT SETS IN AS A CONSEQUENCE OF ONCE AGAIN BECOMING RELIANT ON A COMMERCIAL PRODUCT