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CrankyMagic
@tpdmagic.bsky.social
Semi retired magician, full time cranky pants, gamer, old streamer and more revealed over the next year. At the end of 2025 a lot is coming. Till then some magic, gaming chat, jokes, and some good old ban hammers.
🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨 Sources say 'He said, she said' drama reaches critical levels worldwide. Experts warn of impending 'They said' escalation. More meaningless updates as this non-story develops. Stay tuned for absolutely nothing of substance!" #CRYPTO #Politics #comedy
March 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
All your belongings stolen, lost your job, and now in the country 30 min from anything and bad internetn. Where would you start to rebuild? Looking for suggestions. We do have a couple options but if they don't work it could make things worse. #help #scared #helpinghand
February 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
First dub on PC in a while. i Was doing Xbox for a long time. This felt good and reminded me of why I love PC gaming. #gaming #fortnite #streamer @fortnite-game.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Work has got us bent out of shape. Like exhausted all the time. What we do is very special but when people just up and quit with no notice, we end up with little to no time off. Soon things are changing and I will be doing more of what I love and more creative things. At least that's the goal lol.
a woman is holding her head in her hands and saying `` oh lord help me '' .
ALT: a woman is holding her head in her hands and saying `` oh lord help me '' .
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January 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Meh I just want you happy Im good at making you happy just not making myself lol love you
I had such an AMAZING birthday with my awesome husband @tpdmagic.bsky.social ! He got me the gaming laptop I had been eyeing for some time. He and our residents got me this cake! This is the best bday ever!
January 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My Xmas was full of kicks lol wife got me Jordan 5s, fruity pebble dunks and spike lee 40 year anniversary Jordans. Like wow what a holiday lol now we work 12 days straight lol and the @djkhaled.bsky.social Jordan 5s in the box. They are so clean. Enjoy the little things. @xaisunen-rye.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Day 7 at work lol one day off tomorrow then back at it. Praying crypto explodes lol need to work and focus on a new magic show with @xaisunen-rye.bsky.social Either way show is in the works and we have some goodies coming at the end of 2025. Also happy new year everyone that reads this. Be Magical
December 31, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Wife got me these for Xmas, very interesting it is his birthday today LeBron James Fruity pebbles dunks #LeBronJames she also got me the Spike Lee Jordans #Nike picking them up tomorrow after work. Then we have one day off before back to work for a couple weeks. Lol
December 31, 2024 at 1:54 AM
@xaisunen-rye.bsky.social welp now I understand
December 26, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Happy holidays here is our cute dog doing what she does best. Dance Dance Dance. #dog #holidays #Christmas #Hanukkah
December 25, 2024 at 12:02 PM
What if this is a simulation and video game we are living in. I've been wondering more about the science of life and what the universe and God have created. Seems more and more like a video game. Bad guys/ good guys/ evil guys/ righteous guys ....hero and villains. Always ready to duck when out.
a man says the world is very strange in yellow letters
ALT: a man says the world is very strange in yellow letters
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December 22, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Welp gonna get on marvel rivals with @xaisunen-rye.bsky.social we haven't gamed together in a long while. Marriage am I right lol
a bald man wearing glasses and a blue jacket says it 's a blessing and a curse
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a blue jacket says it 's a blessing and a curse
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December 21, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Today's gonna be a day of just ranking up in Fortnite and playing the rest of Indiana Jones. @xbox.com @gamepass.xbox.com what you guys playing today lol? #gaming #fortnite #TGIF rocking the Snoop Dog skin sipping on.... FN
December 20, 2024 at 1:21 PM
he knew the truth and how to fix it. Wait till the end. youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w?... politics in comedy is normal, however Bill Hicks spoke a lot of truth. Let's explore together not separate which is what politicians try to do. Random late night post.
Bill Hicks - It's Just A Ride
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December 19, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Welp found me some cool kicks and cleaning them up and restoring them will be this week's project. They sell between 2k and 5k used. ( These are not fakes) Not sure I'll sell yet. Depends how they come out lol. #sneakers #jordan #kicks #basketball
December 19, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Mocha clause is getting ready for the holidays. #dog #holidays #animals #christmas
December 17, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Litte bit of magic today to remind us to look for magic in a dark world. Be the light today and spread the good.
December 17, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Last night I went through a lot of photos and found the old DVD cover. This was really the beginning of me being cranky in general lol. #photo #magic what a fun time in my life. We are working on creating more fun times for the end of 2025.
December 16, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Real magic does exist this was home for 10 years and we absolutely miss it. With that said sometimes just looking will humble us. These are not altered or photoshopped and I took on phones. #photos #magic #nature
December 16, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I've decided to cheat on my wife! I'm going to screw Trump's daughter like he screwed us. #jokes #trump #comedy #blueskye

And Hitler was 1938 times person of the year just saying .... What the actual ...
December 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
It's the weekend and working lol with that said for all of you who work on weekends, be magical and here is a little magic for the day. #weekend #bluesky
December 14, 2024 at 11:04 AM
TGIF everyone hope the weekend will be magical. I've learned today that I'm doing some magic at work tomorrow. lol being a semi retired magician means doing it for free hahahaha after years of doing it for a living lol. Have fun today #magic #video #bluesky #weekend #cardtrick
December 13, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Some magic to start the day. Been a rough week so far but a little magic always helps. Keep on keeping people. #magic #bluesky #gamer #streamer
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 AM
I hate heights and falling but platformers are always fun lol when back on the PC in the future I'll be checking it out.
December 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Totally not at work playing Indiana Jones #gaming #xbox #work what a great game so far, some new tech, and graphics that make me remember why I fell in love with gaming. @xbox.com Thank you for reminding me why gaming is good.
December 11, 2024 at 8:33 PM