The Admiral
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The bones are their money, so are the worms.
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf
Now get ready for pictures of other things that rhyme.
Now get ready for pictures of other things that rhyme.
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf
Now get ready for pictures of other things that rhyme.
Now get ready for pictures of other things that rhyme.
I’m just sayin’, $1.50 seems like a bargain to get into the tree museum.
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’m just sayin’, $1.50 seems like a bargain to get into the tree museum.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
In Ace Venture Voice:
Clooney is Kelley
Kelley is Clooney.
Clooney is Kelley
Kelley is Clooney.
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
In Ace Venture Voice:
Clooney is Kelley
Kelley is Clooney.
Clooney is Kelley
Kelley is Clooney.
The first episode of #StrangerThings is called “The Crawl.”
More like “The Bar Crawl.”
Because the kids are so old.
More like “The Bar Crawl.”
Because the kids are so old.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The first episode of #StrangerThings is called “The Crawl.”
More like “The Bar Crawl.”
Because the kids are so old.
More like “The Bar Crawl.”
Because the kids are so old.
Yes of course Planes, Trains and Automobiles. But, give Dutch a little love too if you’re looking for a quality Thanksgiving flick.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yes of course Planes, Trains and Automobiles. But, give Dutch a little love too if you’re looking for a quality Thanksgiving flick.
I don’t care for the term Friendsgiving. It’s gotten out of hand.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don’t care for the term Friendsgiving. It’s gotten out of hand.
I’m at the laundromat
I’m at the Jersey Mike’s
I’m at the combination laundromat and Jersey Mike’s.
I’m at the Jersey Mike’s
I’m at the combination laundromat and Jersey Mike’s.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m at the laundromat
I’m at the Jersey Mike’s
I’m at the combination laundromat and Jersey Mike’s.
I’m at the Jersey Mike’s
I’m at the combination laundromat and Jersey Mike’s.
I’m Robert Stack and welcome back to Unsolved Mysteries. Tonight we tackle an age old question first posed by the Baja Men. Just who exactly, let the dogs out?
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m Robert Stack and welcome back to Unsolved Mysteries. Tonight we tackle an age old question first posed by the Baja Men. Just who exactly, let the dogs out?
Welcome back to Richard Harris’s excuses to get out of social engagements, Fall Edition.
I don’t think that I can make it
Cuz it took so long to rake it.
I don’t think that I can make it
Cuz it took so long to rake it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Welcome back to Richard Harris’s excuses to get out of social engagements, Fall Edition.
I don’t think that I can make it
Cuz it took so long to rake it.
I don’t think that I can make it
Cuz it took so long to rake it.
I’m at the Chick-Fil-A
I’m at the Notary
I’m at the combination Chick-Fil-A and Notary.
I’m at the Notary
I’m at the combination Chick-Fil-A and Notary.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’m at the Chick-Fil-A
I’m at the Notary
I’m at the combination Chick-Fil-A and Notary.
I’m at the Notary
I’m at the combination Chick-Fil-A and Notary.
Typical Democrats. Just playing checkers while the Republicans play Calvinball.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Typical Democrats. Just playing checkers while the Republicans play Calvinball.
I don’t get the hype for One Battle After Another. I expected more from PTA than some guy sitting in his room with a guitar in New Jersey. Weird title too. No battles, just Springsteen covers?
October 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don’t get the hype for One Battle After Another. I expected more from PTA than some guy sitting in his room with a guitar in New Jersey. Weird title too. No battles, just Springsteen covers?
Welcome back to “Biggest Mysteries of the 2000’s”. Tonight we’ll be covering the still unsolved conundrum posed by Nickelback, “What the hell IS on Joey’s head?”
September 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Welcome back to “Biggest Mysteries of the 2000’s”. Tonight we’ll be covering the still unsolved conundrum posed by Nickelback, “What the hell IS on Joey’s head?”
🎶Pink Garfield mug
I’m gonna drink my cocoa
In a Pink Garfield mug🎶
I’m gonna drink my cocoa
In a Pink Garfield mug🎶
September 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
🎶Pink Garfield mug
I’m gonna drink my cocoa
In a Pink Garfield mug🎶
I’m gonna drink my cocoa
In a Pink Garfield mug🎶
The worst part of watching #PokerFace is thinking about Charlie’s taxes. What does she have, 75 W-2’s in a year? Yikes!
July 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The worst part of watching #PokerFace is thinking about Charlie’s taxes. What does she have, 75 W-2’s in a year? Yikes!
Gus Fring and Joey Potter being a married couple is one of the stranger TV experiences I’ve seen.
#Pokerface
#Pokerface
July 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Gus Fring and Joey Potter being a married couple is one of the stranger TV experiences I’ve seen.
#Pokerface
#Pokerface
"That song was a parody"-Me
"That means they changed the words."-Son 1
"I know what a parody is. Par-O-Deez Nuts!" Son 2
"That means they changed the words."-Son 1
"I know what a parody is. Par-O-Deez Nuts!" Son 2
July 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"That song was a parody"-Me
"That means they changed the words."-Son 1
"I know what a parody is. Par-O-Deez Nuts!" Son 2
"That means they changed the words."-Son 1
"I know what a parody is. Par-O-Deez Nuts!" Son 2
Remember the VH1 series I Love the 80’s (followed by I Love the 90’s)? Some day “I Love the 2020’s” is just gonna be some person saying “Nah, we didn’t” and then the credits will roll.
July 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Remember the VH1 series I Love the 80’s (followed by I Love the 90’s)? Some day “I Love the 2020’s” is just gonna be some person saying “Nah, we didn’t” and then the credits will roll.
“The albatross and the whales, they are my brothers,” shows a vast misunderstanding of Biology.
June 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“The albatross and the whales, they are my brothers,” shows a vast misunderstanding of Biology.
“Oh you want lettuce on that sandwich? How about 900 lbs of it. Mwuahahahahaha.” - every sub shop in America
June 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“Oh you want lettuce on that sandwich? How about 900 lbs of it. Mwuahahahahaha.” - every sub shop in America
You know what they say, “Fool me once, shame on you,”.
“Fool me twice and my protest vote or my “I was just looking for a change” vote or my “He’s too old!” vote or my “I didn’t think he’d do what he said he would” vote looks pretty fucking stupid,”.
#politics
“Fool me twice and my protest vote or my “I was just looking for a change” vote or my “He’s too old!” vote or my “I didn’t think he’d do what he said he would” vote looks pretty fucking stupid,”.
#politics
June 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You know what they say, “Fool me once, shame on you,”.
“Fool me twice and my protest vote or my “I was just looking for a change” vote or my “He’s too old!” vote or my “I didn’t think he’d do what he said he would” vote looks pretty fucking stupid,”.
#politics
“Fool me twice and my protest vote or my “I was just looking for a change” vote or my “He’s too old!” vote or my “I didn’t think he’d do what he said he would” vote looks pretty fucking stupid,”.
#politics
If 13 year old me knew that eventually there would be more than twice as many episodes of The Simpsons that he hadn’t seen than ones he had, he would’ve called you a dirty liar. But here we are.
June 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If 13 year old me knew that eventually there would be more than twice as many episodes of The Simpsons that he hadn’t seen than ones he had, he would’ve called you a dirty liar. But here we are.
Moana: “See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me.”
Me: Horizon. The word you’re looking for is horizon. You’re welcome.
#moana
Me: Horizon. The word you’re looking for is horizon. You’re welcome.
#moana
June 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Moana: “See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me.”
Me: Horizon. The word you’re looking for is horizon. You’re welcome.
#moana
Me: Horizon. The word you’re looking for is horizon. You’re welcome.
#moana