🚗 “Toyota Hunter” Schmitt
@toyotahunter93.bsky.social
#FamilyFirst - 🧑🧑🧒🧒, Proud Husband & Dad (👧🏼👶🏻)
I sell new #Toyota and used cars! 🚗 🚙🛻 💨
📍Iowa City, IA
- Views are my own, not my employer’s -
I sell new #Toyota and used cars! 🚗 🚙🛻 💨
📍Iowa City, IA
- Views are my own, not my employer’s -
My sleepy daughter
“Daddy, i love you, like a starfish *yawn 🥱 * but, I can’t do a big starfish.”
Me: 🥹
“Daddy, I can’t do a big one, but I’ll be a little starfish. I love you! ❤️ “
Me: I love you too girlie 😭
“Daddy, i love you, like a starfish *yawn 🥱 * but, I can’t do a big starfish.”
Me: 🥹
“Daddy, I can’t do a big one, but I’ll be a little starfish. I love you! ❤️ “
Me: I love you too girlie 😭
September 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My sleepy daughter
“Daddy, i love you, like a starfish *yawn 🥱 * but, I can’t do a big starfish.”
Me: 🥹
“Daddy, I can’t do a big one, but I’ll be a little starfish. I love you! ❤️ “
Me: I love you too girlie 😭
“Daddy, i love you, like a starfish *yawn 🥱 * but, I can’t do a big starfish.”
Me: 🥹
“Daddy, I can’t do a big one, but I’ll be a little starfish. I love you! ❤️ “
Me: I love you too girlie 😭
Our grocery trip took longer than normal today because my 4.5 year old daughter had to ensure the guy at the meat counter knew the finer points of Hopscotch.
😅
#dadlife
😅
#dadlife
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Our grocery trip took longer than normal today because my 4.5 year old daughter had to ensure the guy at the meat counter knew the finer points of Hopscotch.
😅
#dadlife
😅
#dadlife
Kids Mood Level: DEFCON 4
Increased Level of Whining
Be on Alert 🚨
Increased Level of Whining
Be on Alert 🚨
September 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Kids Mood Level: DEFCON 4
Increased Level of Whining
Be on Alert 🚨
Increased Level of Whining
Be on Alert 🚨
My time on social media is dwindling.
July 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My time on social media is dwindling.
I’ve had a truck for 4 months now - so many uses.
I see why so many people get a truck.
You never knew you needed it until you had access to one.
I see why so many people get a truck.
You never knew you needed it until you had access to one.
July 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’ve had a truck for 4 months now - so many uses.
I see why so many people get a truck.
You never knew you needed it until you had access to one.
I see why so many people get a truck.
You never knew you needed it until you had access to one.
Can this not be *almost* a yearly thing?
🥲
🥲
June 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Can this not be *almost* a yearly thing?
🥲
🥲
Here we go again 🙃
June 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Here we go again 🙃
Was outside yesterday in a 4 vs 1 water fight with toddlers.
I’m tired and sore.
Is this what old feels like?
I’m tired and sore.
Is this what old feels like?
June 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Was outside yesterday in a 4 vs 1 water fight with toddlers.
I’m tired and sore.
Is this what old feels like?
I’m tired and sore.
Is this what old feels like?
Wish me luck 🤞
Can’t win if you don’t play, right?
Can’t win if you don’t play, right?
June 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wish me luck 🤞
Can’t win if you don’t play, right?
Can’t win if you don’t play, right?
My son dropped a #2 💩 in his diaper and I literally thought the sewer backed up.
The whole house 🏡 REEKS. 🤢
Really dude? You’re only 1 year old 😂
The whole house 🏡 REEKS. 🤢
Really dude? You’re only 1 year old 😂
June 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My son dropped a #2 💩 in his diaper and I literally thought the sewer backed up.
The whole house 🏡 REEKS. 🤢
Really dude? You’re only 1 year old 😂
The whole house 🏡 REEKS. 🤢
Really dude? You’re only 1 year old 😂
Today will be a caffeine fueled, toddler driven “away game” in Dubuque today.
Let’s play ball 🏈
Let’s play ball 🏈
June 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Today will be a caffeine fueled, toddler driven “away game” in Dubuque today.
Let’s play ball 🏈
Let’s play ball 🏈
WE GOT A CROC DOWN 😱😭
RIP Huxley’s Croc
RIP Huxley’s Croc
June 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
WE GOT A CROC DOWN 😱😭
RIP Huxley’s Croc
RIP Huxley’s Croc
Headed to Dubuque today 👀
June 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Headed to Dubuque today 👀
Me: “Emi! Look at the sun !”
*She runs to the window*
Emi: Why is it red?
Me: Due to the smoke!
** Later **
Emi: “Daddy, where’s the red thing in the sky?”
Me: “You mean the sun? 😂”
Emi: “Yeah!”
Me: “it went night night, like you should be!”
Emi: “oh lol!” 😆
*She runs to the window*
Emi: Why is it red?
Me: Due to the smoke!
** Later **
Emi: “Daddy, where’s the red thing in the sky?”
Me: “You mean the sun? 😂”
Emi: “Yeah!”
Me: “it went night night, like you should be!”
Emi: “oh lol!” 😆
June 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me: “Emi! Look at the sun !”
*She runs to the window*
Emi: Why is it red?
Me: Due to the smoke!
** Later **
Emi: “Daddy, where’s the red thing in the sky?”
Me: “You mean the sun? 😂”
Emi: “Yeah!”
Me: “it went night night, like you should be!”
Emi: “oh lol!” 😆
*She runs to the window*
Emi: Why is it red?
Me: Due to the smoke!
** Later **
Emi: “Daddy, where’s the red thing in the sky?”
Me: “You mean the sun? 😂”
Emi: “Yeah!”
Me: “it went night night, like you should be!”
Emi: “oh lol!” 😆
My 4yr old daughter dropped the F Bomb 13 times in a row in the bath.
I Tried to not draw attention to it
Said it 4 more times
Me: Girlie, why do you insist on saying that?
Emi: Daddy, I didn’t say fuc*!
Me: you just said it.
Emi: I was trying to say Kachow Kachow 🤷♀️
I Tried to not draw attention to it
Said it 4 more times
Me: Girlie, why do you insist on saying that?
Emi: Daddy, I didn’t say fuc*!
Me: you just said it.
Emi: I was trying to say Kachow Kachow 🤷♀️
a lightning mcqueen from cars says kachow
ALT: a lightning mcqueen from cars says kachow
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June 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My 4yr old daughter dropped the F Bomb 13 times in a row in the bath.
I Tried to not draw attention to it
Said it 4 more times
Me: Girlie, why do you insist on saying that?
Emi: Daddy, I didn’t say fuc*!
Me: you just said it.
Emi: I was trying to say Kachow Kachow 🤷♀️
I Tried to not draw attention to it
Said it 4 more times
Me: Girlie, why do you insist on saying that?
Emi: Daddy, I didn’t say fuc*!
Me: you just said it.
Emi: I was trying to say Kachow Kachow 🤷♀️
Went to work today needing to sell 1 more car to hit a “bonus” level.
18 —-> 19 (Bonus level 2)
Had 2 - 10:30 appointments
Didn’t sell either of those but, sold 2 cars anyway to customers who showed up without appointments anyway!
Finished at 20 - and I am GRATEFUL 🙏
18 —-> 19 (Bonus level 2)
Had 2 - 10:30 appointments
Didn’t sell either of those but, sold 2 cars anyway to customers who showed up without appointments anyway!
Finished at 20 - and I am GRATEFUL 🙏
June 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Went to work today needing to sell 1 more car to hit a “bonus” level.
18 —-> 19 (Bonus level 2)
Had 2 - 10:30 appointments
Didn’t sell either of those but, sold 2 cars anyway to customers who showed up without appointments anyway!
Finished at 20 - and I am GRATEFUL 🙏
18 —-> 19 (Bonus level 2)
Had 2 - 10:30 appointments
Didn’t sell either of those but, sold 2 cars anyway to customers who showed up without appointments anyway!
Finished at 20 - and I am GRATEFUL 🙏
If I could just consistently run off of 5 hours of sleep.
That would be awesome.
*with no long term health effects *
That would be awesome.
*with no long term health effects *
May 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If I could just consistently run off of 5 hours of sleep.
That would be awesome.
*with no long term health effects *
That would be awesome.
*with no long term health effects *
You know you’re squeezing the life out of your day when you ask ChatGPT to organize your day - and it offers next to zero solutions 😂
May 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know you’re squeezing the life out of your day when you ask ChatGPT to organize your day - and it offers next to zero solutions 😂
Little Canadian Wildfire smoke in the air today.
May 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Little Canadian Wildfire smoke in the air today.
Been heavily investing in productivity lately and if you haven’t tried the Pomodoro technique- you’re missing out.
#ProductivityBoost
#ProductivityBoost
May 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Been heavily investing in productivity lately and if you haven’t tried the Pomodoro technique- you’re missing out.
#ProductivityBoost
#ProductivityBoost
May 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Fishing Update:
I spent most of the day teaching EmiLou and my nephew how to fish.
Emi almost caught a fish and my sister-in-law caught this gorgeous Catfish… that bit my finger and swam away with my net.
I know you’re laughing somewhere grandpa 🥹😂
Thanks for the day ❤️
I spent most of the day teaching EmiLou and my nephew how to fish.
Emi almost caught a fish and my sister-in-law caught this gorgeous Catfish… that bit my finger and swam away with my net.
I know you’re laughing somewhere grandpa 🥹😂
Thanks for the day ❤️
May 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Fishing Update:
I spent most of the day teaching EmiLou and my nephew how to fish.
Emi almost caught a fish and my sister-in-law caught this gorgeous Catfish… that bit my finger and swam away with my net.
I know you’re laughing somewhere grandpa 🥹😂
Thanks for the day ❤️
I spent most of the day teaching EmiLou and my nephew how to fish.
Emi almost caught a fish and my sister-in-law caught this gorgeous Catfish… that bit my finger and swam away with my net.
I know you’re laughing somewhere grandpa 🥹😂
Thanks for the day ❤️
Hey Grandpa,
It’s been 2 years since you’ve passed, if you can hear me, please help us out today while we’re out on the water.
I’m taking your great granddaughter out fishing for the 1st time - and my first time out since you’ve been gone.
Would love to catch one for her! ❤️
It’s been 2 years since you’ve passed, if you can hear me, please help us out today while we’re out on the water.
I’m taking your great granddaughter out fishing for the 1st time - and my first time out since you’ve been gone.
Would love to catch one for her! ❤️
May 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hey Grandpa,
It’s been 2 years since you’ve passed, if you can hear me, please help us out today while we’re out on the water.
I’m taking your great granddaughter out fishing for the 1st time - and my first time out since you’ve been gone.
Would love to catch one for her! ❤️
It’s been 2 years since you’ve passed, if you can hear me, please help us out today while we’re out on the water.
I’m taking your great granddaughter out fishing for the 1st time - and my first time out since you’ve been gone.
Would love to catch one for her! ❤️
I don’t take baths often but damn, it’s great to loosen up tight muscles.
May 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don’t take baths often but damn, it’s great to loosen up tight muscles.
Status: 🛀
(I could post a photo but, that would turn this into an OnlyFans and well… We’re just gonna not do that.)
(I could post a photo but, that would turn this into an OnlyFans and well… We’re just gonna not do that.)
a man is laying in a bathtub with the words " it 's so hard to care when you 're this relaxed "
ALT: a man is laying in a bathtub with the words " it 's so hard to care when you 're this relaxed "
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May 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Status: 🛀
(I could post a photo but, that would turn this into an OnlyFans and well… We’re just gonna not do that.)
(I could post a photo but, that would turn this into an OnlyFans and well… We’re just gonna not do that.)